My brother just got back from Japan. He brought each of us items from Japan and gave them to us on Christmas Eve. When I opened my box, this was the first thing I found:
That got quite a laugh. Then my mother pointed out that there was still something at the bottom of the box. I lifted the object up. It was a small vial, decorated with animals and lettering, whose top had a miniature spoon built into it. Needless to say, the reaction to the drug paraphernalia decorative vial was very mixed.
Favorite quote from Christmas Day:
Me:I thought it was fake, until it started moving.
Adam:That's what I thought when I saw Jesus hanging on the cross.
It's also worth noting that at this time last year I was under suicide watch in an institution. So this year is something of an improvement.