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For those of you going to see Return of the King on Wednesday, here's some things you shouldn't do:

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
3. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
4. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

There's more where those came from.

In other news, scientists have discovered that sexy women make men stupid, and the Ottawa Citizen reports that Canada may soon break out into total anarchy. How are the two related? Well, with hot citizens like this gal, can you blame them for getting distracted?