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[English/Anglais] Bloody English

May 13, 2010 18:40

Title : Bloody English
Author : maikichelorrain
Character(s) and/or pairing(s): fem!France/Scotland, mention of privateer !England
Rating: NC-17
Warning : Sex, blood. At the same time. And Classical French.
Summary : 1589. Scotland knew it was a bad idea to come, but since his king asked him to accompany the English troops in France, how could he refuse?

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mature, c : écosse, f : hetalia, c : femme!france, échange, anglais/english, c : angleterre

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candelaria May 14 2010, 15:32:40 UTC

ohgod I suddenly ship Scotland/fem!France with the fire of a thousand suns now hnngh. They're so good together.

She's so beautiful and classy and manipulative and I don't blame you for falling as hard as you did Scotland, truly. And it's probably a silly thing to mention but I liked that her breasts were smaller, because in my headcanon fem!France doesn't really have big boobs at all, unlike a lot of fanart. |D

The poetry was so hot. And there was a time in Scotland when French was classy and all the cool kids spoke it so that made things even better. I love how much of a man he is omg, I don't even know. You do a wonderful Scotland. <3 ( ... )

bottleinmyboot May 14 2010, 16:22:12 UTC

I don't blame Scotland either, because deciphering what runs through France's mind is just... hard, if not impossible. It was genuine at first, I don't think she planned to sleep with him when she saw him, but then he spoke French and OMG, British people speaking French is just too hot, and he was so tense... France couldn't resist >D ( ... )

candelaria May 14 2010, 17:22:06 UTC

France's mind is like a steel trap, you can't really get in unless you're let in. His French is probably heavily accented but somewhat still hot because he's trying; though I think if you asked him to speak French these days it would sound terribly archaic haha. I don't blame her, he's awful fun to seduce. >D ( ... )

bottleinmyboot May 15 2010, 00:00:32 UTC

I'm sure Scotland would be as hot as he was in the past, even if his French is a bit rusty. Maybe a little cuter, searching for his words and being extra extra polite, and being a bit frustrated because he can't remember. France should take the opportunity to teach him some stuff.

Long long legs O3O (my god, France teaching Scotland the name of the body parts in French. Or something like that; I think I've seen a fic labout this subject with a fem!Arthur). I'm sure she has a foot fetish >>

He's like the perfect man in a way, isn't he? Very masculine, grumpy, shy about his feelings but caring, loving and supportive. And not macho (or he just fails at being one)

I guess people avoided to have sex during the woman's period. After all, intercourse's only goal was to procreate, pleasure was just an option.
But in a way... that doesn't fit France to repress her sexual activity because of the Church prescriptions. And god, yes, Scotland, you like it rough <3 ( ... )

candelaria May 15 2010, 14:54:10 UTC

I do think he can understand most French fluently through spending so much time around France though, even though he's sort of started to fail at it verbally as the years wore on. I think France would be all over that, seeing him making such an honest attempt at speaking his language.

Long, gorgeous legs. oh god I'm seeing him giving her a foot massage and she giving him a foot job in return what is this orz So yes, foot fetish. >> (sl;dkf body parts in French I need this. For...educational purposes, of course. Mine and Scotland's haha. XD)

I wouldn't call him perfect, he's very imperfect in a lot of ways but his heart is in the right place... so I suppose that in a sense, that would make him somewhat perfect. XD He's...not so much macho as he is a complete slob I think lol ( ... )

bottleinmyboot May 15 2010, 19:46:55 UTC

France would be. English people speaking a correct French is a real turn on. I'm sure with some practice, Scotland will remember some points and his pronunciation will improve after a while- he will have more problems with words and grammar, but that will only add hotness to the whole picture.

I can see it as well. They went outside during the whole day, and for whatever reason, maybe France complaining that her feet hurts, Scotland decided to massage them (my god yes, her legs). Porn is such a good way to learn new vocabulary and improve your skill in a language ^^.

Hmmm, I wasn't meaning perfect as "without flaws". In a way, his flaws, along with his qualities make him perfect to my eyes. Do I even make sense? (Slob. Hoho, I didn't know that word, but it fits him very well)

Unfortunately babelfish doesn't exist :/. All we can do is practice - since I won't probably get anymore English class in my life, writing fic is a good way to keep in touch with English <3 ( ... )

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