[English/Anglais] Bloody English

[bottleinmyboot]

Title : Bloody English
Author : maikichelorrain 
Character(s) and/or pairing(s): fem!France/Scotland, mention of privateer !England
Rating: NC-17
Warning : Sex, blood. At the same time. And Classical French.
Summary : 1589. Scotland knew it was a bad idea to come, but since his king asked him to accompany the English troops in France, how could he refuse?

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[bottleinmyboot]

I don't blame Scotland either, because deciphering what runs through France's mind is just... hard, if not impossible. It was genuine at first, I don't think she planned to sleep with him when she saw him, but then he spoke French and OMG, British people speaking French is just too hot, and he was so tense... France couldn't resist >D
In my mind France has curves, but it's in harmony with her body; not too big, not too small, and not as much as Ukraine, no no no XD. But anyway, since she was suffering from the civil war, she had lost some weight, and in this particular area as well.

Classical French is hot. I'd like someone to recite me this kind of poems, really. It's so naughty and romantic, no wonder it turned Scotland on.
I'm happy you like my Scotland. You and people like Moonlighten or Hellzabel write him so perfectly, I was a bit apprehensive. But yeah, he's rough and doesn't have much tact, but he's a really good and faithful man. He's.. a teddy bear. Hard outside, sweet inside (maybe it's the reason why we like making him suffer)

I have some weird fetish. I read to much magazines for my own good >D. But glad it came out well.

Hahahaha no problem. I like translating, it's good for my English (except the poems orz. Never again).

Just a question : was the colour of the text bothering? Did it prevent you from reading? (someone told me to change the layout, but I've no problems myself, so I'd like to know..)

[candelaria]

France's mind is like a steel trap, you can't really get in unless you're let in. His French is probably heavily accented but somewhat still hot because he's trying; though I think if you asked him to speak French these days it would sound terribly archaic haha. I don't blame her, he's awful fun to seduce. >D

I like that, I think her curves would be just right for her body size, and that she probably has great legs haha. XD

I'd like someone to recite to me any kind of classical, romantic poem to be honest. It's incredibly hot. XD Honestly though sometimes I think France could be cursing at Scotland in French and he'd still find it hot. He'd probably only catch one word in ten but she'd be so fiery he'd be seduced regardless hahaha.

Awww thank you! But really I think you've captured his enamoured feelings for France; his inability to resist and the fact that he still loves her. Scotland is rough, yes...very forward and short-tempered and sometimes tactless but he's extremely loyal to people who have his respect and trust. He's a definite keeper, a big woobie...and just, god yes. Teddy bear lol, that's ... that's perfect. That's exactly what he is. XD He's very softhearted (oh lol probably. Especially since he's the type to bottle his feelings up and just...hope it'll get better orz)

It's something I've always personally wondered about, especially since I think the church thought it "unclean" or something along those lines at the time... so it was wonderful to see Scotland being turned on by it despite himself. XD

Your English is beautiful, don't worry. <3 (And I hate translating poetry too don't worry, especially if it messes up the flow orz)

It actually hasn't bothered me? But then again the brightness level of my screen is quite low so everything appears darker to me. It was a little harder to read when I was using the pc at uni though. I think darker text is always good though, less eye strain. |D

[bottleinmyboot]

I'm sure Scotland would be as hot as he was in the past, even if his French is a bit rusty. Maybe a little cuter, searching for his words and being extra extra polite, and being a bit frustrated because he can't remember. France should take the opportunity to teach him some stuff.

Long long legs O3O (my god, France teaching Scotland the name of the body parts in French. Or something like that; I think I've seen a fic labout this subject with a fem!Arthur). I'm sure she has a foot fetish >>

He's like the perfect man in a way, isn't he? Very masculine, grumpy, shy about his feelings but caring, loving and supportive. And not macho (or he just fails at being one)

I guess people avoided to have sex during the woman's period. After all, intercourse's only goal was to procreate, pleasure was just an option.
But in a way... that doesn't fit France to repress her sexual activity because of the Church prescriptions. And god, yes, Scotland, you like it rough <3

That's thanks to the help of my wonderful beta who corrects my mistakes :p. But it really touches me - learning English by writing fic is a great way to improve myself. (god, I just wanted the translation to make sense because I didn't know how to phrase it. You know, you got the idea, the meaning, but you can't place the words on it orz)
Hm, by the way, you can have a good amount of French poems here : http://poesie.webnet.fr/lesgrandsclassiques/recherche.php. That's where I got the one I used.

I should try to master the CSS then. Or if I fail, change the layout. What a pity, I like this layout --"

[candelaria]

I do think he can understand most French fluently through spending so much time around France though, even though he's sort of started to fail at it verbally as the years wore on. I think France would be all over that, seeing him making such an honest attempt at speaking his language.

Long, gorgeous legs. oh god I'm seeing him giving her a foot massage and she giving him a foot job in return what is this orz So yes, foot fetish. >> (sl;dkf body parts in French I need this. For...educational purposes, of course. Mine and Scotland's haha. XD)

I wouldn't call him perfect, he's very imperfect in a lot of ways but his heart is in the right place... so I suppose that in a sense, that would make him somewhat perfect. XD He's...not so much macho as he is a complete slob I think lol.

This is true. Especially since child mortality was so high in those days and it was normal for a king to show off his virility by doing as many women as possible orz. But France is incredibly kinky like that and I can imagine in many instances she just leaves Scotland lying there completely dazed. He does like it rough. <3

Language is so beautiful I just wish I knew all of it automatically so I could read fic in multiple languages and it would be AWESOME. (lol I know that feeling too well. Words can be restrictive like that when you don't know what you're looking for D:) And oooh French poems, how lovely. <333 Thank you!

Honestly I learnt CSS through trial and error. I think the layout is fine, all you have to do is darken the grey font a little and it'll be perfect. I personally use this chart when I'm choosing colours because then I know what would look best and not kill my eyes. XD

[bottleinmyboot]

France would be. English people speaking a correct French is a real turn on. I'm sure with some practice, Scotland will remember some points and his pronunciation will improve after a while- he will have more problems with words and grammar, but that will only add hotness to the whole picture.

I can see it as well. They went outside during the whole day, and for whatever reason, maybe France complaining that her feet hurts, Scotland decided to massage them (my god yes, her legs). Porn is such a good way to learn new vocabulary and improve your skill in a language ^^.

Hmmm, I wasn't meaning perfect as "without flaws". In a way, his flaws, along with his qualities make him perfect to my eyes. Do I even make sense? (Slob. Hoho, I didn't know that word, but it fits him very well)

Unfortunately babelfish doesn't exist :/. All we can do is practice - since I won't probably get anymore English class in my life, writing fic is a good way to keep in touch with English <3.

Is it better now?
God, I think I do the same as you - I guess the concerned code with the names I read and try until it's the good part.
And thank you for the link!