Lost in translation
Nikki (after ice skating class): Mom, did you get a dress for my performance?
Mom: Not yet, we need to register you first.
Nikki: Am I going to cry?
Mom: Why? I think you will like to perform with others?
Nikki: Will it hurt?
Mom: Of course not, you will just skate the same way you skate during your classes?
Nikki: When you register me... will it hurt? Do kids cry when their parents register them???