We are gay
Incident One:
Setting - J. Crew, Owen and Terry are looking at argyle socks -
Owen: What color do you think looks best?
Terry: Hmm... I like the red, black and white ones... but they all have pretty nice themes.
*terry wanders away to look at sweaters*
*cashier walks up to owen*
Cashier: Can I help you?
Owen: uhh yeah, how much are these socks?
Cashier: Well those are 15 dollars a pair, but if you purchase three, they are all 20 percent off. Ya know, you could get a pair, he could get a pair (referring to Terry), and you could buy a pair to share between the two of you.
Owen (clearly baffled by what the cashier is insinuating): uhh.. that's okay... *Owen walks away, confused*
*terry laughs uncontrollably*
Incident Two:
Setting - Applebees, Andy, Jamie, Stuart, Terry, Brett are waiting for a table -
Terry: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh i miss minh-an...........argggggg
Brett: ohh terry, its okay...
*sticks head under brett's armpit, holds brett's butt...*
*fat waiter enters, makes comments*
The End
Setting - J. Crew, Owen and Terry are looking at argyle socks -
Owen: What color do you think looks best?
Terry: Hmm... I like the red, black and white ones... but they all have pretty nice themes.
*terry wanders away to look at sweaters*
*cashier walks up to owen*
Cashier: Can I help you?
Owen: uhh yeah, how much are these socks?
Cashier: Well those are 15 dollars a pair, but if you purchase three, they are all 20 percent off. Ya know, you could get a pair, he could get a pair (referring to Terry), and you could buy a pair to share between the two of you.
Owen (clearly baffled by what the cashier is insinuating): uhh.. that's okay... *Owen walks away, confused*
*terry laughs uncontrollably*
Incident Two:
Setting - Applebees, Andy, Jamie, Stuart, Terry, Brett are waiting for a table -
Terry: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh i miss minh-an...........argggggg
Brett: ohh terry, its okay...
*sticks head under brett's armpit, holds brett's butt...*
*fat waiter enters, makes comments*
The End