Problem

[borisbunny]

I have an um err, gentlemanly problem. I would write to Boogie but I dont think I will get a reply before Wednesday

Comments

[freddie_f_lop]

Do a house swap with Bruno

[borisbunny]

But Freddie how will that help me?

[freddie_f_lop]

Listen mate, if you are that bad there is no quick cure other than jumping in a bucket of shoe polish. If you do that keep your eyes shut.

[freddie_f_lop]

Or, pretend you are Bibi. She is pretty grey at the moment. Full of helpful ideas....

[brunobunni]

Oi! Our Sistur is NOT grey! She is a beautiful blonde!

[brunobunni]

But you are right about the pretty bit!

[freddie_f_lop]

Or you could shave off all your fur and say you had been to a Specials SKA gig, or Bronski beat, or some other skin-head band. Wow, i am full of good ideas tonight.