Dear World
Dear World,
I appreciate that technically you don't owe me anything.
However if you could see it fit to give me a nice job at a good university for a year before applying for a PhD I'd be extremely grateful.
Lots of love
Boring_fun (your friend).
P.S - should I remind you that I've always been able to laugh when you throw any obstacles/shit my way.
P.P.S - Could you make the job pay me £50,000 a year.
I appreciate that technically you don't owe me anything.
However if you could see it fit to give me a nice job at a good university for a year before applying for a PhD I'd be extremely grateful.
Lots of love
Boring_fun (your friend).
P.S - should I remind you that I've always been able to laugh when you throw any obstacles/shit my way.
P.P.S - Could you make the job pay me £50,000 a year.