Netflix win
I love access to streaming Netflix without having to get an account. I have awesome friends. As a result I've been catching up on buttloads of movies and TV. Re-animator and other Lovecraftian horror flicks, the original Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and the America production, TV shows and Pilots that never got picked up/renewed, and Once Upon a Time.
I am fully caught up on OUaT and I just have to say, sorry lesbians, I'm just not seeing it. I don't see eye-sex between Emma and the Queen, I don't see the hate that leads to sexy-times, I just see hate. The argument could possibly be made about the whole Henry has two mommies thing, but that really is pushing it. Also, Ruby isn't on screen enough with anyone but Snow (who is as taken as taken gets) to really have a relationship with anybody. (Heteros, just because Jiminy Cricket has a dog doesn't mean he and Ruby are shagging.) If there is a gay relationship on screen, it's Mulan and Aurora.
Things I really want to see on OUaT: Astrid and Leroy try to figure out where to go from here now that they're both humans instead of a fairy and a dwarf. Midas' daughter getting her happy times with Frederick. Belle and Rumpelstiltskin break up (because both as characters and actors he is old enough to be her father and the show really seems intent on making that a bad relationship anyways.) Ruby peeing on Dr. Whale's leg while in wolf form to get him back for being a perv. Anyone, when faced with Ruby as wolf, holding a Dogs for Dummies book and trying to get her to play fetch.
There is just so much potential for amusement with a tame Big, Bad Wolf. Also, why the hell did they hire an actress (okay, yes, she's hot) with a great jawline/mouth for fangs and make her the werewolf character but not make it so she'll ever have fangs? Quick, someone hire her for the next Underworld movie to play a female Lycan (speaking of, have we even seen one on screen other than Lucian's mom?). The last one already hired another Canadian actor who plays a wolf on a TV show to be one, continue the trend.
Next is Grimm, which I have been told is the better show of the genre, and re-watching the classics of horror so I can once again differentiate if something is from the first movie, or the third, or the seventh.
Oh, by the way, if a TV ep has been out for over six months available in reruns, on DVD, on netflix, and on Hulu plus, you have no right to bitch at me about spoilers. Not my fault you're out of the loop and still decide to read my posts.
I am fully caught up on OUaT and I just have to say, sorry lesbians, I'm just not seeing it. I don't see eye-sex between Emma and the Queen, I don't see the hate that leads to sexy-times, I just see hate. The argument could possibly be made about the whole Henry has two mommies thing, but that really is pushing it. Also, Ruby isn't on screen enough with anyone but Snow (who is as taken as taken gets) to really have a relationship with anybody. (Heteros, just because Jiminy Cricket has a dog doesn't mean he and Ruby are shagging.) If there is a gay relationship on screen, it's Mulan and Aurora.
Things I really want to see on OUaT: Astrid and Leroy try to figure out where to go from here now that they're both humans instead of a fairy and a dwarf. Midas' daughter getting her happy times with Frederick. Belle and Rumpelstiltskin break up (because both as characters and actors he is old enough to be her father and the show really seems intent on making that a bad relationship anyways.) Ruby peeing on Dr. Whale's leg while in wolf form to get him back for being a perv. Anyone, when faced with Ruby as wolf, holding a Dogs for Dummies book and trying to get her to play fetch.
There is just so much potential for amusement with a tame Big, Bad Wolf. Also, why the hell did they hire an actress (okay, yes, she's hot) with a great jawline/mouth for fangs and make her the werewolf character but not make it so she'll ever have fangs? Quick, someone hire her for the next Underworld movie to play a female Lycan (speaking of, have we even seen one on screen other than Lucian's mom?). The last one already hired another Canadian actor who plays a wolf on a TV show to be one, continue the trend.
Next is Grimm, which I have been told is the better show of the genre, and re-watching the classics of horror so I can once again differentiate if something is from the first movie, or the third, or the seventh.
Oh, by the way, if a TV ep has been out for over six months available in reruns, on DVD, on netflix, and on Hulu plus, you have no right to bitch at me about spoilers. Not my fault you're out of the loop and still decide to read my posts.