All I can imagine is SCALES IN BAD PLACES D:
[20:14] boredom_doodles: Wow. An Osiris/Sobek slash fic. That... That can't be comfortable. And it's categorized under Romance/Parody. I find this worrisome.
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[20:14] shanealt: Wow.
[20:14] shanealt: That's just...wrong.
[20:15] boredom_doodles: I know, right? I kinda want to click on it, just to induldge my trainwreck syndrome.
[20:16] shanealt: Maybe it'll be well-written?
[20:17] boredom_doodles: It's possible. The profile paints a literate enough picture.
[20:18] boredom_doodles: Not somebody whose company I would necessarily enjoy, but literate, at least.
[20:23] boredom_doodles: I also find it worrisome that they felt the need to specify that it takes place before Week 43.
[20:24] shanealt: Well otherwise, it would be half-eaten zombie sex.
[20:25] shanealt: Well. half-eaten zombie on Apokoliptan reptile demon sex.
[20:25] boredom_doodles: Oh, that's totally hawt.
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[20:14] shanealt: Wow.
[20:14] shanealt: That's just...wrong.
[20:15] boredom_doodles: I know, right? I kinda want to click on it, just to induldge my trainwreck syndrome.
[20:16] shanealt: Maybe it'll be well-written?
[20:17] boredom_doodles: It's possible. The profile paints a literate enough picture.
[20:18] boredom_doodles: Not somebody whose company I would necessarily enjoy, but literate, at least.
[20:23] boredom_doodles: I also find it worrisome that they felt the need to specify that it takes place before Week 43.
[20:24] shanealt: Well otherwise, it would be half-eaten zombie sex.
[20:25] shanealt: Well. half-eaten zombie on Apokoliptan reptile demon sex.
[20:25] boredom_doodles: Oh, that's totally hawt.