EIGHT: OF TRIUMPHANT RETURNS.
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I'm thinking about adopting a new personality. The band's MySpace is falling into disrepair and I keep forgetting that there aren't any members who can take up the slack. Oops?
Possible New Identities
1. Seamus O'Malley Dubliner now living in New York City. PROS: Worked surprisingly well on unsuspecting girls in bars around the city on St. Patrick's Day. Irish accents are fun. CONS: Doing accents for extended periods of time annoys me. People are considerably less drunk than they are on St. Patrick's Day. All the Tales already know who I am.
2. Hubert S. Washington Law student attending Harvard and taking the semester off to do an internship in New York. PROS: Smart chicks. CONS: Hubert is a stupid name. I don't know anything about the law. All the Tales already know who I am.
3. Eddie Winslow Flamboyantly gay fashion design student. PROS: Wouldn't have to worry about girls for a while. Good excuse for wearing all of the pink polos I own. CONS: I'm not gay. I used the name Eddie Winslow when I was at NYU.
Boo. I should just go back to school. Wait, no I shouldn't. What am I thinking?! None of these are going to work, though. I think I'm going to have to go a bit more subtle. No more of this BIG PERSONALITIES thing; people figure that stuff out way too easily. No. It's time to start small.
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I'm back! Did you miss me? Long story short, Spring Break is not as much fun as it looks on MTV. Or maybe it's just that downing shot after shot of tequila isn't as much fun as it looks on MTV? Either way, I'm kind of glad to be back.