Mar 16, 2005 14:54
What'd I do today? Well, for once I didn't fuck around all day. This is only my 2nd entry, so you probably don't know it but I'm the king of fucking around. I've really taken it to a whole new level. If only I could form a pro-fucking around league, I could really make some serious money. "Look Mommy! There's Bill, he's the Babe Ruth of Fucking Around!" or "Oh Bill, would you please sign my cleavage, I am such a fan of your fucking around." Somehow I doubt it. Luckily though, I'm just smart enough to keep things going well, without ever having to really use much brain power. Ever feel like you're living the movie "Office Space"?
One time, I actually thought that I should write a humor book about something -- but I still can't figure out what to write about. Unfortunately, that would involve actually doing something constructive. One must not take time away from my porn!
Anyway, back to what I was saying before. Today was actually pretty productive, so thats a good thing. I really need to get back on track and get shit going. One can't be a millionaire if they sit on their ass all day long (unless of course the fucking around thing comes through). Oh well, sorry that this isn't a wholesomely interesting entry -- but its a start. On friday I have a "friend" coming over, so that might start to spice this up. We'll see how that goes ;)