Jake: STYLE RULES DONT APPLY TO ME
Been working on my project/paper so of course its time for some procrastination.
check out this description I wrote about my friend's last.fm artist page.
"The next generation of music is finally here. Singer/songwriter Jake Chander combines textbook algrebra hooks with innovative melody that is comparable to three orchestras and a opera in his single guitar. Showing uncanny talent at a young age, it is only a matter of time before people praise him as the next Sufjan Stevens and Eric Clapton ROLLED INTO ONE!. No genre can hold this beast, this machine, this Jake Chander. He will be the one that finally knocks the music industry out of its lull. Compact Discs will be made obsolete as they cannot show the multiple nuances and idiosyncrancies of even a second of Jake Chander's music. High school bands will copycat Jake Chander's style for the next ten years. YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED!
P.S If you like Jake Chander you will also like Weezer/Jimi Hendrix/ABBA"
of course 3 hours it got deleted with this message:
HairMetalAddict : Sever(ly pathetic) overhype kill. Style Rule: This description should be written in the third person, factual and ****unbiased****. No personal opinions.
I can't believe i wasted my best writing of the day and it gets deleted.
Don't worry Jake, some day the scene will recognize you as we all do. Someday.
check out this description I wrote about my friend's last.fm artist page.
"The next generation of music is finally here. Singer/songwriter Jake Chander combines textbook algrebra hooks with innovative melody that is comparable to three orchestras and a opera in his single guitar. Showing uncanny talent at a young age, it is only a matter of time before people praise him as the next Sufjan Stevens and Eric Clapton ROLLED INTO ONE!. No genre can hold this beast, this machine, this Jake Chander. He will be the one that finally knocks the music industry out of its lull. Compact Discs will be made obsolete as they cannot show the multiple nuances and idiosyncrancies of even a second of Jake Chander's music. High school bands will copycat Jake Chander's style for the next ten years. YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED!
P.S If you like Jake Chander you will also like Weezer/Jimi Hendrix/ABBA"
of course 3 hours it got deleted with this message:
HairMetalAddict : Sever(ly pathetic) overhype kill. Style Rule: This description should be written in the third person, factual and ****unbiased****. No personal opinions.
I can't believe i wasted my best writing of the day and it gets deleted.
Don't worry Jake, some day the scene will recognize you as we all do. Someday.