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boreasisablaze

Wintry Cat Troubles and The Like

Dec 16, 2005 23:42

Tonight was the first night of the year that really seemed to be wintry. Standing around in front of the Green Bean was quite fun, especially due to such infectious laughter as was brought upon by talk of vomiting in laughing contests, various dance offs and rap offs, and a certain hilarious raving drunkard that did intrude with gifts of money (to ( Read more... )

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claireballard December 17 2005, 05:35:52 UTC

We have many a'cats. Perhaps I can assist. Er...I don't know about Mr Mewington...his time may be drawing to an end. Perhaps he has just lost his hearing or another sense. Or even better, is attempting to reach an enlightened state. As for Mimosa, you should get her a brush! And groom her yourself! Or take her to the vet and make sure she doesn't have a disease and is going to lose all her fur.
I don't know. I didn't help much. I'm mostly good for teaching one how to give their cats abundant amounts of love and attention.
PS. I should meet your cats. Maybe they just need some Claire magic.

boreasisablaze December 18 2005, 02:04:35 UTC

Mr. Mew's time is not drawing to an end! Mr. Mew shall transcend!

He may be slightly crazy, but so was Van Gogh and he created vast amounts of good paintings, likewise Mr. Mew shall create vast amounts of fluff.

oh__morrissey December 20 2005, 01:29:46 UTC

Van Gogh cut off his ear which means you should probably cut off Mr. Mewington's sixth and twelfth toes, thus curing him of his polydactyl tendency towards insanity. Actually that's a terrible idea since Van Gogh was still crazy after cutting off his ear - he wasn't any less crazy, but equally as crazy and also one ear short of the desireable number. Also that's animal abuse and I shouldn't joke about it because someone might be extremely offended. (It is not a situation given to jocularity - if you know what I mean). I'm sorry about your cats.

boreasisablaze December 21 2005, 00:58:54 UTC

Cutting off Mewingtons toes would be the equivalent of righting the leaning tower of Piza (?, I know its not pizza, but it may be pisa), such an action would sap all (or much) grandeur from the subject. But, while the actions are almost the same, righting the tower would make it worthless, and de-toeing mewington would only decrease his nobility, thusly I conclude that Monsieur Mewington is better than the tower of pizza.

Also nice use of jocularity.

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Oh Gabriel Morgan war_4_peace December 18 2005, 19:54:26 UTC

oh, gabriel morgan, i feel like there should be a song written about your life problems. They're so simple..yet completely complex at the same exact time! As for the feline abnormalities, well I myself have a partially neurotic kitty, "olly" and I think I might be able to help you out w/some of your "problems." First off, cat's they simply like to stare..at anything, it's just in their personality i believe. Second..well with the whole grooming problem, have you ever stopped to think that your cat may be a little bit conceited? possibly, i suggest getting one of those cones that you can put around her neck to obstruct this licking manner. well that's my Cats advice for the day. see you 'round kiddo. -caroline-

Re: Oh Gabriel Morgan boreasisablaze December 21 2005, 00:54:35 UTC

Memowser is far above conceitedness and she knows it! And mewington resumes staring after being moved, or did, he doesnt so much anymore. I think Mewington is no longer in danger.

Gmorg. war_4_peace December 21 2005, 17:28:20 UTC

gabriel morgan..what's up kid? yea, so i'm really pumped for the choral coffee house t'night. I'm playing at like 7 40 and then claires playing later that night. grr. i have to miss her performance. I'm going to like play and then leave cuz were leavin' town at about 8, urg. well i'm out gmorg. peace dude -Caro-