Wintry Cat Troubles and The Like

[boreasisablaze]

Tonight was the first night of the year that really seemed to be wintry. Standing around in front of the Green Bean was quite fun, especially due to such infectious laughter as was brought upon by talk of vomiting in laughing contests, various dance offs and rap offs, and a certain hilarious raving drunkard that did intrude with gifts of money (to

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[claireballard]

We have many a'cats. Perhaps I can assist. Er...I don't know about Mr Mewington...his time may be drawing to an end. Perhaps he has just lost his hearing or another sense. Or even better, is attempting to reach an enlightened state. As for Mimosa, you should get her a brush! And groom her yourself! Or take her to the vet and make sure she doesn't have a disease and is going to lose all her fur.
I don't know. I didn't help much. I'm mostly good for teaching one how to give their cats abundant amounts of love and attention.
PS. I should meet your cats. Maybe they just need some Claire magic.

[boreasisablaze]

Mr. Mew's time is not drawing to an end! Mr. Mew shall transcend!

He may be slightly crazy, but so was Van Gogh and he created vast amounts of good paintings, likewise Mr. Mew shall create vast amounts of fluff.

[oh__morrissey]

Van Gogh cut off his ear which means you should probably cut off Mr. Mewington's sixth and twelfth toes, thus curing him of his polydactyl tendency towards insanity. Actually that's a terrible idea since Van Gogh was still crazy after cutting off his ear - he wasn't any less crazy, but equally as crazy and also one ear short of the desireable number. Also that's animal abuse and I shouldn't joke about it because someone might be extremely offended. (It is not a situation given to jocularity - if you know what I mean). I'm sorry about your cats.

[boreasisablaze]

Cutting off Mewingtons toes would be the equivalent of righting the leaning tower of Piza (?, I know its not pizza, but it may be pisa), such an action would sap all (or much) grandeur from the subject. But, while the actions are almost the same, righting the tower would make it worthless, and de-toeing mewington would only decrease his nobility, thusly I conclude that Monsieur Mewington is better than the tower of pizza.

Also nice use of jocularity.

[oh__morrissey]

It's Pisa - and what makes it grand besides the fact that it's famous for being lopsided? I'm sincerely asking because I don't know if there is a story about this tower I've missed out on. I like your logic though.

I thought you'd appreciate it. (Jocular, that is.)

[boreasisablaze]

The point is that its lopsided and if you righted it, it wouldn't be.