Lookin' for clues
All Points Bulletin
A rapid increase in the reports of dandelion rage, lawnmower phobia, and increased sales of antihistamine indicate that the Spring Gang has returned to our jurisdiction.
All units are asked to be on the lookout for the mysterious "Mother Nature".
Other aliases: Gaia, Mother Earth
We have been fortunate this time, as "Mother Nature" has become sloppy in her old age - she left fingerprints all over the sky yesterday. The CSI unit is processing the prints, and should have a positive ID shortly.