Jello rocks my world!

Aug 13, 2006 06:00

Jello is, without doubt, one of the most amazing technological inventions in the history of human food evolution.

I hear the Jello screaming,
"The sick one has returned!"
My spoon plunges down
entering the peaceful glass Jello homeland
breaking molecular bonds
releasing Jello particles
with a satisfying 'schlook'.
Fear not, I tell them,
you do not die in vain,
I sacrifice you to the
great god Sore Throat,
who is well pleased.

Yellow, orange, red, green -
what's YOUR favorite flavour?

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