what a freak...
so lucy told me to meet her and her friend at some restaurant called razoi, so i got in a cab and went to the centre of town. with a name like razoi i was expecting a totally sophisticated little cafe but i was horrified when i got out of the cab and saw an INDIAN restaurant!!
i was about to run to the alley so nobody could see me puke but then lucy came along and said "hi!!" and walking behind her was this girl with really stupid hair, i was soo embarrassed for her.
"what is this place!" i said to lucy. "why are we eating here! we can't eat indian food! NOBODY eats indian food! indian people go to the bathroom in the river and then they dont wash their hands afterwards because their water is contaminated with shit!! we can't eat this food, it was made by people who DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS! omg foreign food is so so so so gross, can we pleeeease go to le phatzo's pasta joint instead??"
lucy rolled her eyes and totally ignored what i was saying. "clarissa, this is saffron."
i looked at the girl standing behind her and she kind of looked back at me. she had this really bitchy expression on her face, as if MY hair was stupid or something, and then finally she said, "hi."
we went inside the restaurant and i wanted to cry, it was lit with candles and stuff and was very romantic, the kind of place i want derek to take me to, well if it wasn't a foreign food restaurant hahaha. lucy ordered some orange chicken curry thing and saffron ordered these cheese cubes with mushrooms because she was one of those weirdo vegetarian ppl, i mean helllooooo nobody's vegetarian these days, it's so stupid to only eat cucumbers and stuff all the time. i didn't know what any of the wird foreign stuff on the menu was, it was all in a foreign language for some reason, so finally the waiter recommended i get some weirdass kind of indian bread. when he left clarissa and saffron started talking about some rock band with a stupid name, something like "modest mouse". i had no idea what they were saying but i glared at lucy, who kept ignoring me. i felt really left out so after they blabbered about that stupid band for a whole two and a half minutes i decided to try and join in.
"have you guys heard of linkin park" i said, "they're such an awesome indie band!"
saffron kind of smirked and snorted at the same time, that smug cow in her stupid paisley blouse! i bet she thought she was trying to bring back the sixties or something hahaha. she must've been smirking to cover up the fact she'd obviously never heard of linkin park, she definately looked that untrendy. i was gonna imply that she was a real lame-o but then the food arrived.
omg it was such a horrible experience, my bread was soaked in grease and the yellow goopy stuff they served with it was spicy enough to permanently destroy my tastebuds! UGH. I AM NEVER EATING FOREGIN FOOD AGAIN. what's gross is that lucy and saffron loved their food!! saffron could be excused since she was obviously a freak, but i had no idea why lucy would turn her back on me by consuming all this gross food!
i was so glad when they finally finished all their gross food.
but then lucy asks me, "are you going to derek's house party tomorrow?"
"derek never told me he was having a house party!!!!" i cried. i suddenly felt really depressed, like my heart was dying. but i had to act like i was ok because nobody would be able to understand the depth of my love for derek. so i said, "well that's ok, i'm sure he meant to invite me but just forgot. i'm definately going!! are you?"
lucy nodded and then said, "say saffron, you wanna come meet some of our friends?"
she shrugged and said "sure, why not?" while i cried inside. omg. i can't believe lucy invited that freak to the party, doesn't she know that nobody will welcome that frizzy head's company?? oh well, at least i get to see derek and that is what matters.
i wonder if he really didnt invite me on purpose. i don't see why he wouldnt want me there, it's so obvious he feels the same way about me as i do about him. ahh well i'm sure he just forgot but i'm not gonna be bothered by it. forgive n forget!
i was about to run to the alley so nobody could see me puke but then lucy came along and said "hi!!" and walking behind her was this girl with really stupid hair, i was soo embarrassed for her.
"what is this place!" i said to lucy. "why are we eating here! we can't eat indian food! NOBODY eats indian food! indian people go to the bathroom in the river and then they dont wash their hands afterwards because their water is contaminated with shit!! we can't eat this food, it was made by people who DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS! omg foreign food is so so so so gross, can we pleeeease go to le phatzo's pasta joint instead??"
lucy rolled her eyes and totally ignored what i was saying. "clarissa, this is saffron."
i looked at the girl standing behind her and she kind of looked back at me. she had this really bitchy expression on her face, as if MY hair was stupid or something, and then finally she said, "hi."
we went inside the restaurant and i wanted to cry, it was lit with candles and stuff and was very romantic, the kind of place i want derek to take me to, well if it wasn't a foreign food restaurant hahaha. lucy ordered some orange chicken curry thing and saffron ordered these cheese cubes with mushrooms because she was one of those weirdo vegetarian ppl, i mean helllooooo nobody's vegetarian these days, it's so stupid to only eat cucumbers and stuff all the time. i didn't know what any of the wird foreign stuff on the menu was, it was all in a foreign language for some reason, so finally the waiter recommended i get some weirdass kind of indian bread. when he left clarissa and saffron started talking about some rock band with a stupid name, something like "modest mouse". i had no idea what they were saying but i glared at lucy, who kept ignoring me. i felt really left out so after they blabbered about that stupid band for a whole two and a half minutes i decided to try and join in.
"have you guys heard of linkin park" i said, "they're such an awesome indie band!"
saffron kind of smirked and snorted at the same time, that smug cow in her stupid paisley blouse! i bet she thought she was trying to bring back the sixties or something hahaha. she must've been smirking to cover up the fact she'd obviously never heard of linkin park, she definately looked that untrendy. i was gonna imply that she was a real lame-o but then the food arrived.
omg it was such a horrible experience, my bread was soaked in grease and the yellow goopy stuff they served with it was spicy enough to permanently destroy my tastebuds! UGH. I AM NEVER EATING FOREGIN FOOD AGAIN. what's gross is that lucy and saffron loved their food!! saffron could be excused since she was obviously a freak, but i had no idea why lucy would turn her back on me by consuming all this gross food!
i was so glad when they finally finished all their gross food.
but then lucy asks me, "are you going to derek's house party tomorrow?"
"derek never told me he was having a house party!!!!" i cried. i suddenly felt really depressed, like my heart was dying. but i had to act like i was ok because nobody would be able to understand the depth of my love for derek. so i said, "well that's ok, i'm sure he meant to invite me but just forgot. i'm definately going!! are you?"
lucy nodded and then said, "say saffron, you wanna come meet some of our friends?"
she shrugged and said "sure, why not?" while i cried inside. omg. i can't believe lucy invited that freak to the party, doesn't she know that nobody will welcome that frizzy head's company?? oh well, at least i get to see derek and that is what matters.
i wonder if he really didnt invite me on purpose. i don't see why he wouldnt want me there, it's so obvious he feels the same way about me as i do about him. ahh well i'm sure he just forgot but i'm not gonna be bothered by it. forgive n forget!