Brace yourselves.

[boot_t_terry]

I was told by our head of house that I should update this thing now that I have returned. The bloody midget suggested that I perhaps tell the population of this sodding school all about my woes and troubles. Of course, that is really going to help anything seeing as I did not spend my time at home walking around with a defiled pillowcase on my head or pretending to lose anything and everything.

There you go Flitwick, *fantastic teacher you are, stick this up your *flower scented arse.

*Edited due to popular request.