Timelord Fielding.. WTF?

[cheznoir]

Saw this on Chortle and LOL'd HARD!

"NOEL FIELDING is the latest name to be tipped as the next Doctor Who, according to the News Of The World."

• Noel's timelord would wear polka dot trousers
• Dee would be his assistant NO MATTER WHAT
• He would go to the 70's a lot
• CORNER WOULD BE HIS ENEMY
• Julian would be his Captain Jack for the added GHEY

Comments

[januaryvictim]

"Noel's timelord would wear polkadot trousers".

In every episode :D

That series would be worth watching...

[gothic_veils]

Sue would be beautiful alien unicorn guest star?

[cheznoir]

Yes and yes. The polka dot trousers would be like Tennants brown suit and Davidson's cricket whites ;)

[duckfight]

Surely Barratt would be The Master. SURELY.

[bellathedork]

he has the facial hair, after all.

[tescohatesme]

also, jagger would be mentioned at every possible opportunity.
and he'd insist on burning the general public's ears with his *ahem* beautiful *ahem* singing.