Timelord Fielding.. WTF?

[cheznoir]

Saw this on Chortle and LOL'd HARD!

"NOEL FIELDING is the latest name to be tipped as the next Doctor Who, according to the News Of The World."

• Noel's timelord would wear polka dot trousers
• Dee would be his assistant NO MATTER WHAT
• He would go to the 70's a lot
• CORNER WOULD BE HIS ENEMY
• Julian would be his Captain Jack for the added GHEY