Too much win in one place at one time
Every now and then on the internet, something comes along with so much win, we have to wonder how we ever carried on without it. And once it touches, we will never be the same.
How much win is this? Picture the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where they open the ark and everyone evaporates. Now replace the ghosts with win, and you start to get close to it.
Ladies and gentlement, without further delay I give you: Slip and Slide Elvis from last night's Chicago Cubs game.
The fark forums on this were epic as well:
"Just one of the many advantages to owning, rather than renting, your own Elvis suit."
"Truly, a king among men."
And of course the gold:
FARK.com presents... Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. Rain-delay Slip-n-slide Elvis Impersonator
Mr. Rain-delay Slip-n-slide Elvis Impersonator
70s night at the ballgame? Check. Rain covered tarp on the field? Check. Too many Old Styles? You know that's a check
I cannot resist temptation
If baseball teams didn't want fans sliding on the tarp in the rain, they wouldn't be so slippery when wet
Can you say attractive nuisance
Besides, what's a night in Cook County jail when you can be famous on YouTube for about 3 minutes?
Somebody call my agent
So here's to you Mr. Rain-delay Slip-n-slide Elvis Impersonator. You put the 'win' in window of opportunity
Mr. Rain-delay Slip-n-slide Elvis Impersonator
How much win is this? Picture the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where they open the ark and everyone evaporates. Now replace the ghosts with win, and you start to get close to it.
Ladies and gentlement, without further delay I give you: Slip and Slide Elvis from last night's Chicago Cubs game.
The fark forums on this were epic as well:
"Just one of the many advantages to owning, rather than renting, your own Elvis suit."
"Truly, a king among men."
And of course the gold:
FARK.com presents... Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. Rain-delay Slip-n-slide Elvis Impersonator
Mr. Rain-delay Slip-n-slide Elvis Impersonator
70s night at the ballgame? Check. Rain covered tarp on the field? Check. Too many Old Styles? You know that's a check
I cannot resist temptation
If baseball teams didn't want fans sliding on the tarp in the rain, they wouldn't be so slippery when wet
Can you say attractive nuisance
Besides, what's a night in Cook County jail when you can be famous on YouTube for about 3 minutes?
Somebody call my agent
So here's to you Mr. Rain-delay Slip-n-slide Elvis Impersonator. You put the 'win' in window of opportunity
Mr. Rain-delay Slip-n-slide Elvis Impersonator