next week i'm thinking of learning the internet.

[bookshop]

Thing I have Accomplished This Week - an Epic List:1. Dunked my toe in an open container of garlic butter. I can't explain how this happened without looking utterly deranged

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[zoesque]

I just reread this post and all your comments on it like six times and have concluded you're pretty psycho, Aja.

[bookshop]

you're just trying to keep kish away from me

[zoesque]

I know how to treat a lady.

[bookshop]

you say "lady," i say "slut crackwhore promisebreaker", let's call the whole thing off.

[zoesque]

between this and your calling yourself a patriarch in the post, i'm beginning to pick out disturbingly misogynistic tendencies in your outlook. tell me aja, do you hate the womenfolk.

[bookshop]

Originally a patriarch was a man who exercised autocratic authority as a pater familias over an extended family.

I WAS SPEAKING IN GENERAL TERMS, OKAY. But fine, "matriarch." god, you just love having me by the balls.

[zoesque]

hearing you talk about how much you want a penis is making me uncomfortable.

[bookshop]

you keep bringing these things up. quit trying to drag my freudian slips out of the closet. they're having plenty of fun in there.

[zoesque]

this conversation right here may be why you are losing ground in the great battle for kish's fic.

[bookshop]

exactly, every comment i leave you distracts me from my higher purpose

[kishmet]

I think most of the time, you subscribe to the description of me that Aja gives below. Don't lie, Zoe. It's most unbecoming.

[kishmet]

Also, I cannot believe you had to read it six times. I read the first sentence, once, and concluded the same.

[zoesque]

We all learn at different rates, Kish. Don't judge. :(

[kishmet]

You know I never judge you, Zoe.