"hey marmaduke! on your website it says you can only get it on for like ten seconds..."

[bookofsand]

Marmaduke cold sucks. And not in the good way, like up-and-coming post-punk emo band The Cold Sucks. He just sucks. And the internet will explain why.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05202003

Part of Achewood's series of comics trashing syndicated comic stars.

http://www.supermasterpiece.com/marmaduke/

Amazing, messed up Marmadukia. Eric Ranieri's haiku are mind-blowing. "Enormous devil / you can't bury the ghosts of / those hobos you ate."

http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/

Cruel, calculated deconstruction of Marmaduke strips.

I got the two latter sites from, strangely enough, an obituary on Johnny Hart, which I got to from another blog, which I got to from Achewood. And the circle is complete.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/frankie-thomas/mourning-johnny-hart-and-_b_45430.html