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Dear Edward Cullen (You are being Sued)

Dec 11, 2009 19:00

Dear Mr. E. Cullen,
(Stephenie Meyers' Twilight series)

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scrub my brain, i couldn't even finish this awful book, fantasy isn't always fantastic, kill it with fire, sex scene failure, dear character letters, twilight deserves its own tag, feminism just got set back 50 years, so called horror, author last names m-s, there is a plot where somewhere, buddy can you spare me an editor?, thank god it was just fiction

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calenture December 12 2009, 00:12:21 UTC

This is more or less exactly how I felt while watching the movie adaptation of Twilight. I couldn't make it through the novel, but do you really blame me?

lone_she_wolf December 12 2009, 00:14:58 UTC

I couldn't watch the movie without the Rifftrax (mystery science theatre guys commentary) added. And even then I had to pause it periodically because it was so stupid.

premium_shaday December 12 2009, 18:58:37 UTC

WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT LIKE THAT!? IT WAS FUNNY ON IT'S OWN! XD

lone_she_wolf December 12 2009, 19:51:14 UTC

Call me a sadist but I couldn't find it bearable unless I knew the rifftrax guys were suffering too.

czol December 12 2009, 22:15:10 UTC

Trust me. Watch the Rifftrax version. I nearly fell off my chair I was laughing so hard. The film on its own may be lulzy, but it's also a form of torture - the commentary makes it all better.

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