I know A million people have already ranted about just how terrible the Fifty Shades series are. I just finished the second book and I really have to rage. I honestly read it for sport kind of. I knew it was going to be awful. I was treating it like that kind of bad B movie thats so awful it's hilarious. Oh god no.
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What gets me (aside from me wanting Christian to be poured with army ants and set on fire) is how obnoxiously repetitive the books are. I feel like I'm reading the same scenes and sentences over and over, whether it's Christian ordering Ana to eat or telling her not to bite her lip and uggggh. Like E.L. James thinks we've got the memory of goldfish.
I'm thanking myself for not reading the trilogy after the first book, or else I would've become a homicidal maniac.
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Her name is Ana.
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Also, I was checking out the singles on OKCupid and this one woman announced it as her favorite book. Two things ran through my head: "what, you like straight sex scenes?" and, more importantly: "THANKS FOR THE WARNING." ;)
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I'm sure there are people who can do that. However, if the author wanted to prove that her female character mattered to her, there might have been a backstory about that third husband of Ana's mother, molesting Ana and traumatizing her.
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