Modelland, by Tyra Banks

May 09, 2012 07:43

This is really long, but there was just so much WTF that I couldn't edit it down further without feeling that I was denying people lulz.


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fantasy isn't always fantastic, kill it with fire, author last names a-f, booksnarks, young adult fails, feminism just got set back 50 years, character development fail, there is a plot where somewhere, this is romance? how?

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sio May 9 2012, 07:16:56 UTC
omg what a ridiculous sounding book! i'm surprised anyone could stomach that! kudos to you for being able to!

and oy the dumbass country names. the only one i don't get is "Gowdee". all the others are pretty obvious.

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czol May 9 2012, 07:44:42 UTC
It's Spain (the models count to 5 in Spanish at one point). But it took me a while to figure out the reasoning behind the name. Or at least my theory of the reasoning...

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sio May 9 2012, 07:45:25 UTC
hmm possible, though i wonder where the play on words comes from if it's Austria/Switzerland. the closest cheese name off top of my head close to "Gowdee" is Gouda....which is made primarily, IIRC, in Holland. and "TooLip" already represents Holland, soooo that's out.

i had thought of Gowdee > Howdy but then there's not really a country known for cowboys. (is there?)

damnit, this is gonna bother me all day tomorrow til i figure it out, lmao.

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czol May 9 2012, 07:43:13 UTC
It's actually fairly clever by Tyra's standards. I knew it was Spain as at one point the models count to 5 in what I recognised as Spanish & it was mentioned as being 'Gowdee'an' but it wasn't until I sat there sounding the word out that it reminded me of Gaudi. Quick search on Wikipedia & whaddya know? He's Spanish!

She mentions doing a lot of research for this book in libraries & namechecks some pretty prestigious ones, so I guess she picked the name up somewhere.

Of course that's just my theory & it could be entirely wrong, but it's the only thing I can come up with.

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sio May 9 2012, 07:48:02 UTC
ignore my above comment i just made to hisietari. your theory does make sense!

still, all that energy "researching" and she couldn't come up with more creative names for countries than those? i could do it in ten minutes using a couple name generators, FFS.

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