Friendly Customer Service my ass!
My friends and I are cruisin around town and the driver of the car *Theo* notices that we need gas. So we pull up to this USA gas station to fill up the tank. While we were waiting for Theo to fill up the car, this Cigarette commercial comes on. *Nice and friendly customer service voice* "Come in and enjoy the big selection of Cigarettes on sale, here at the USA" It was like, god...its like they were luring you in to buy cigs. It's like at In-N-Out when they say "would you like to buy one of our delicious, golden brown french fries today :)" With that "DING" smile sound in all the commercials.