Nov 12, 2010 08:31
If hell hadn't frozen over already this week, now would be the time.
One Sherlock Holmes slipped out of the janitor's closet, smoothing down a now wrinkled suit that would never be worn again. And not just because one of the sleeves had been singed by a bomb. He was just going to go about his business and pretend none of this had ever happened.
God damn hormones.
And, a few minutes later, a slightly less singed but potentially more bruised Kūkaku Shiba slipped out of the closet as well. Miraculously, she didn't have to adjust her clothes quite as much (probably because of how little of it there really was), but she did slip out her pipe, light it with a snap of her fingers, and put it to her mouth for a deep, deep inhale.
What happened in there was probably something that could never be spoken of again without bringing up thought of pure horror, but it didn't bother her any. She'd found a way to annoy Sherlock even more than trying to blow up his face, and,besides, she had a class to go teach.
[[ estaaaaaaaablishy. we are horrible people. ]]
yes nick we stole your idea,
joke about explosive orgasms,
at least there's no flogging,
technically a necrophiliac,
not really that different from normal,
it started as fighting,
irene adler she is not,
did it just to piss him off,
acd rolls in his grave,
sherlock + bombers= less than 3,
theirloveissoviolent,
surprising where she keeps bombs,
take that asexuality,
setting him up for moriarty love,
ganju does not approve,
kiss with a fist,
god damn cheekbones,
oh sex pollen week,
yes we did it for the tags,
disarming as foreplay,
sorry john,
not safe for life,
yes they are real,
disarming hahahahahaha,
needs more tags,
i think i saw this on 4chan,
poor poor fosse,
masochism tango