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1. I will be amazed if I can make it to a hundred
2. I read like most people watch T.V.
3. I have an obscene amount of under things, expensive and mostly unworn for others. I just hang out in my house with them on or wear them under my professional clothes as my own private joke.
4. I am horribly vain.
5. That goes in keeping with manipulative
6. I have been gifted with amazingly beautiful hair. And I am thankful Amen.
7. While we are on the vanity angle. I have great black eyes with nice lashes and unending legs attached to darling feet. Okay I think that can end my physical vanity. Kinda I’m sure Ill think of other things
8. I love old cars that sound like the 12 horsemen coming for you.
9. I can and have driven more Harleys than the average girl.
10. I have been dumped because I could shoot a high-powered weapon better than a boyfriend.
11. I have had survivalist training and my family owns a compound.
12. I hear music constantly. It is the main hinge in my life.
13. I think most poetry sucks. If it doesn’t make you feel in an intense way its crap.
14. I openly wept while looking at a painting. In public.
15. I love skinny men.
16. Men should have fucked up hands and weird habits. The more neurotic the better.
17. I will get over my magnetism to drummers. I secretly hate them.
18. I use being tall as a power tool.
19. I like men with unique hair, and either fucked up faces like the have been broken or beautiful androgynous faces.
20. I like getting thrown around.
21. I’m violent
22. I’m clumsy to an embarrassing degree.
23. I think most movies are better in black and white
24. Forensic photos are erotic, and an art form unto themselves
25. I have a decadent bed. I love it more than most things
26. If I don’t have cheese once a day my whole life is thrown off.
27. I have an impressive porn collection
28. I like pills way more than I should.
29. I have my entire funeral planned and have since I was 13
30. I got a finger puppet to bring to work so that “it” could
Say evil things to people, so I don’t get fired.
31. I have told someone I am hotter than his or her girlfriend. It was true.
32. I have never popped a zit.
33. I have killed and eaten my own exotic mammals
34. I have danced on a bar topless
35. I can open a beer bottle with my forearm. Its not hard but it looks tough.
36. I can box well but cant braid my hair.
37. My first bike was a purple BMX
38. I would rather go dancing at the gay bar.
39. I am apparently not Goth enough. Oh the tragedy.
40. I have personal issues with Marilyn Manson
41. I have been told Id be prettier if I smiled more.
42. Also that I am too young to have such a big chip on my shoulder.
43. Failure is never an option.
44. My favorite color is blue
45. I have no tolerance for ignorant people.
46. I push everyone away when I really want to cling.
47. I hate people to see me cry.
48. When I cry my nose bleeds. This becomes an effective guilt tool.
49. If I respect you I wont manipulate you.
50. I’m overly loyal.
51. I deserve my own documentary
52. I could commit the most perfect imperfect murder
53. I should have been arrested and never have been.
54. I’ve been told I have the perfect porno face. Innocent and evil all at once. I think that is on my top ten compliments ever list.
55. There is not a “psychic” in my state that hasn’t refused to read me. Rude.
56. I get impressed at a good insult even if it’s toward me.
57. I hate being vulnerable. I try to not let that happen. I know it’s cheating myself.
58. I have horribly fucked up knees. It doesn’t help that I fall all the time.
59. I am constantly bruised or cut somehow. Sometimes I just wake up that way.
60. If you wonder why I talk in fragments is because I think that way.
61. I can’t draw. My stick figures need an explanation
62. I will only use one type of hair pully thing unless it is a dire emergency.
63. One grating flaw or a admittance of weakness that I cant handle will ruin you for me forever.
64. I don’t like doing things I’m not good at.
65. I’m fair to good at most things
66. I could eat steak cereal or pasta all day everyday
67. I am very routine oriented. I really trust you if I’m being spontaneous
68. I smoke like a 3 alarm fire
69. I go to the Goth club to make fun of the pretentious tragic kids.
70. I wont be friends with someone that wont make their own choices
71. I love that my best friend is possessive over my feet.
72. I throw fits at the auto store if they treat me like I’m a dumb bitch. I do know what I’m talking about and money is money okay. So let me show you what an irrational girl looks like.
73. I should not be allowed to carry a weapon. Least of all while driving
74. I could never be anorexic. I love food way too much.
75. I might be too Dionysian. Oh well.
76. I’m an only child
77. I champion valid causes
78. People shouldn’t treat their children like broken toys. Its fucking sick
79. I hate small dogs
80. I am scared of snakes and birds
81. I think I will end up the cat lady but I have had great love in my lifetime so maybe that’s okay.
82. I hate it when my eyelashes get tangled together. It never happens at a good time.
83. I am hit by a rock every day on the way to work. They fly through my window and hit me in the eye. I am not exaggerating it happens literally everyday.
84. I don’t own animal print. Most of my clothes are black
85. I like expensive
86. As a child I wanted to be a mob mistress. Not a wife but the shiny new mistress.
87. I lost my virginity to Led Zeppelin “going to California”
88. I met my first love when he “peed” on me
89. I hang shiny glass things of blue and green in my windows to watch the light on my walls.
90. I have bondage dice in my car, hanging from the rear view.
91. I refuse to put a sticker on my car or anything on my leather because I cant commit. But I have a few tattoos.
92. Most people mean more to me than I tell them. Or at least that I convey.
93. I will be going to Europe this year.
94. I have 3 Elvis calendars at one desk. I know its sick
95. I will never get my tits done. Small is okay as long as they are perfect.
96. There is nothing I really hate about myself. I have changed what I couldn’t live with
97. I rarely paint my fingernails but my toes are always done.
98. Sunday is always “masturbate all day” Day
99. I rarely date blondes, and will never date a red head.
I made it too 100 and it only got hard there for a second