R.I.P., Internet (LOLDRAMA)

Jan 20, 2012 16:15

I'd like to offer my condolences to everyone who was rather fond of this daily necessity, likened by some to breathing or eating as far as importance.

Today was supposed to be a glorious day; the day that followed what was one of the best days in my whole life - and my hubby Kim Jeong Hoon's birthday (Happy Birthday baby!), but instead I feel a real sense of sadness and emptiness.
The U.S government takeover and censoring of the internet has officially kicked off with the shutdown of Megaupload.com and will surely be followed with the permabanning of every single other filesharing site in existence (because newsflash: THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR).

For the millions who were halfway through their porn download when Megaupload was unjustfully torn from your smelly cumfingers, I offer a minute's silence.

This is only the beginning. The permanent shutdown of all filesharing sites will bring about the sweet eternal rest of the internet, and for anyone doubting the end of the world in 2012, it is now in full swing.
Go ahead and say I'm overreacting. Personally, I'm going out to secure myself a place in an underground bunker before the shit really hits the fan.

<3

apocolypse now, loldrama, megaupload, superfail, fail

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