Tales from the Boobie Bar!
Just...a creepy annoyance that happens often:
I know customers like to talk (read: bitch) about their families. That's cool-keep giving me money, and I'll keep smiling and nodding at your story about your crazy son Lou.
I'll even listen to you go on and on and ON about Crazy Lous darling daughter and how she's doing in school.
However...
...as soon as you start saying that I 'look just like' your fourteen year old granddaughter while you lick your lips and try to touch me?
I will be leaving.
I hope Crazy Ol' Lou isn't crazy enough to let you babysit.
I know customers like to talk (read: bitch) about their families. That's cool-keep giving me money, and I'll keep smiling and nodding at your story about your crazy son Lou.
I'll even listen to you go on and on and ON about Crazy Lous darling daughter and how she's doing in school.
However...
...as soon as you start saying that I 'look just like' your fourteen year old granddaughter while you lick your lips and try to touch me?
I will be leaving.
I hope Crazy Ol' Lou isn't crazy enough to let you babysit.