Tales from the Boobie Bar!
First up-a guy that was being sucky to the bartender ^^
Backstory for this is simple-one of the girls that danced now also bartends. She's very good at it, too.
I was standing by the bar waiting to cash in my ones. As I was waiting, a customer came up with his beer pitcher. He waited maybe 10 seconds before he was helped.
Me=Yay!
H=Bartender girl!
OG=Old guy!
H=*smiles, refills OGs pitcher, etc*
OG=The service isn't what it USED to be around here! *grouse gripe*
H= :o
Me=That's right-it's better now!
OG=-_-!
H=^_^ Good answer!
Me= :D
OG=*walks off*
This next one is sort of weird.
I recently cut my hair-more specifically, just part of my hair, and the rest is long. This guy liked it, but...
Me=Woo!
UG=Unbelieving Guy
Me=*goes around for tips, dancedancesmilesmile*
UG=I like your hair!
Me=Thank you! *still dancing*
UG=Is it real?
Me=Yep!
UG=*reaches out and tugs rather hard on one of the long pieces*
Me=O_O *wtf* *pulls hair out of his grasp* Don't pull my hair dude o.O
UG=I wanted to see if it was real!
Me=I told you it was O_o
UG=*reaches again*
Me=*swats his hand* Bad customer! That's a very bad customer!
UG=*confused*
Me=It's not YOUR hair, so I'ma ask you one more time to not. Pull. It.
UG=*huffs*
y helo thar personal space.
So then these three guys come in. Young guys, maybe 21-22 years old.
When I went around to them, they made it very, very clear that they had no money aside from credit cards (which dancers can't take, obviously). Okay, fine. So I go to move on to the next customer, of course.
They got all butt-hurt that I wouldn't stand there and talk to them for free all night o.O
Then the one guy asked me for my phone number and said we should 'get together'. I declined, of course, and he AGAIN got all upset.
Seriously guys-in this buisness, time is money. If you have no money to spend on us, we're not going to spend time with you in the club. And also-we're there to work, not to find dates.
It's not that hard to understand.
And thanks-
To Ames for coming in to keep us company.
To coffee-man for bringing us sweet, caffinated joy ^_^
And to that one guy who just gave me a $20 out of the blue o.O