SCHOOL and a mother FUCKING SURVEY BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSS
So, heartbreakingly enough, trash cinema was canceled. full out canceled. which is bullshit because now i have to take censcorship, which i didn't really want to take. I wanted to watch debbie does dallas and apply critical theory to it, and now i'm going to have to make like big "important" (don cheadle's favorite word) crtiques about censorship, and that's not nearly as fun.
Thanks USC, thanks. MY visual culture/advanced critical studies class is pretty rad though, it's small and today we watched some shitty abominable snowman movie. I'm not quite sure how movie oriented it's going to be- i think it's more culture oriented, which i don't like, but the prof. seems cool. Pysch is full of dumb ass sorority bitches, and hitchcock is going to be awesome as like, every cinema kid i know is in it and it's my favorite professor teaching and i love hitchcock. Work is boring, as usual, but now i'm back in the head office, so i can't sit online all day. I have to like, converse with my co-workers. BIZARRE. thank god for books on tape.
anyway.stolen from someone on my friend page:
Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me
basic info
name: Keyser Söze
what do people call you?: slut, cum dumpster, kellah, kitten tits.
birthday: 7-4-1776. I am america.
current location: partyville, usa
height: 7 or 8 feet tall, like bear sized, you know.
eye color: people tell me my eyes are fake. sometimes i argue with them and sometimes i say i have two glass eyes.
hair color: "refreshing mist"- Jeff Pfingsten
righty or lefty?: i prefer lefty, but righty is a pretty good breast as well...
a few questions
do you believe in god?: i believe in jeff goldblum. and if god created him, then yes.
do you have a religion?: see above.
do you speak another language?: aside from my awkward, stumbling attempt at speaking the language of love? well, i have a C+ grasp on spanish.
do you live in the moment?: unless your a time traveler, you kinda have to.
do consider yourself tolerant of others?: as long as their willing to take their clothes off, i'll tolerate just about anything.
are you confident?: i have confidence in sunshine, i have confidence in rain, i have confidence in confidence alone.
are you a daredevil?: oh god, you caught me. I'm Ben AFfleck.
what is the compliment you get from most people?: people always tell me i have rad shoes. which i do.
what do you like the most about your body?: tits. it's all about the tits.
do you think you are good looking?: i'm good AT looking....at other people... but that's about it. so, no, not really.
do have any bad habits?: serial rape, heroin and chain smoking when drunk.
what's your biggest fear?: WHALES. really. seriously, you guys all think it's funny, but they really fucking scare me.
do play an instrument?: you know, you expect me to be all crude with this, but i'm gonna refrain. no, i have no musical talent what so ever.
can you sing?: enough to win most songs on hard on rock band. Except for fucking "we won't be fooled again"
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: my income.
what is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: chicken tastes of human.
do you think life has been good so far?: hells fucking yes.
is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: of course, but we learn from everything, and you have to make mistakes to become a better person. that's how it works. it's the trade off.
do you believe in love at first sight?: no. but people can spark connections very quickly.
do you kiss on first date?: hah.
do you have sex on first date?: depends on how much they're willing to pay
favourite
color: rainbow.
number: 36
food: quesodillas
drink: something caffinated, like black tea. or caramel hazelnut mochas
alcoholic drink: vodka+purple rockstar, or muscat cannelli wine
country: Vatican City of course, I love the pope
animal: polar bear.
season: -ing? garlic.
day of the week: friday, dumbshits.
name: don cheadle
have you ever...
been arrested?: no, thank god.
kissed someone of the same sex?: yes
done something you regret?: we already covered this. i'm intoxicated and i remember. you fail survey FAIL.
smiled for no reason?: well i mean, there's some reason, even if it's just my muscles twitching
laughed so hard you cried?: hell yes. all the time
sang to someone for no reason?: no, i only sing when the universe itself shifts for me to do so
talked to someone you don’t know?: yes. like when i meet new people
been in love?: i'm the future mrs. goldblum
broken the law?: wait --- extortion is illegal?!
been in a car accident?: only when drunk, and then just remember-- dead men tell no tales
run into a wall?: actually, there's a completely embaressing and true story that i won't go into behind this.
made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: no, i fail at that.
cried over a movie?: yes, but very VERY rarely.
been so drunk that you cant remember?: hahahahaha that's what polaroids are for
stayed home from school?: no, i've been to every day of school ever.
been out of state?: yes, both mental and united.
in the opposite sex
hair color: is this what i want in the opposite sex? um, i don't give a shit
eye color: don't give a shit
height: taller than me, preferably.
body type: RIPPED. like, fucking body builder veins sticking out unhealthy freak of nature ripped.
short or long hair?: completely shaven. no eyebrows or nothing. like howie mandell.
tattoos/piercings?: i demand at least 5 on the genitals...like howie mandell.
hot or cute?: hute.
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well. i guess that's about it. school is going well, i'm just having a hard time adjusting to the school mentality and schedule. but soon i'll be back in the swing of things, and it'll all be good.
all for now,
kelly
Thanks USC, thanks. MY visual culture/advanced critical studies class is pretty rad though, it's small and today we watched some shitty abominable snowman movie. I'm not quite sure how movie oriented it's going to be- i think it's more culture oriented, which i don't like, but the prof. seems cool. Pysch is full of dumb ass sorority bitches, and hitchcock is going to be awesome as like, every cinema kid i know is in it and it's my favorite professor teaching and i love hitchcock. Work is boring, as usual, but now i'm back in the head office, so i can't sit online all day. I have to like, converse with my co-workers. BIZARRE. thank god for books on tape.
anyway.stolen from someone on my friend page:
Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me
basic info
name: Keyser Söze
what do people call you?: slut, cum dumpster, kellah, kitten tits.
birthday: 7-4-1776. I am america.
current location: partyville, usa
height: 7 or 8 feet tall, like bear sized, you know.
eye color: people tell me my eyes are fake. sometimes i argue with them and sometimes i say i have two glass eyes.
hair color: "refreshing mist"- Jeff Pfingsten
righty or lefty?: i prefer lefty, but righty is a pretty good breast as well...
a few questions
do you believe in god?: i believe in jeff goldblum. and if god created him, then yes.
do you have a religion?: see above.
do you speak another language?: aside from my awkward, stumbling attempt at speaking the language of love? well, i have a C+ grasp on spanish.
do you live in the moment?: unless your a time traveler, you kinda have to.
do consider yourself tolerant of others?: as long as their willing to take their clothes off, i'll tolerate just about anything.
are you confident?: i have confidence in sunshine, i have confidence in rain, i have confidence in confidence alone.
are you a daredevil?: oh god, you caught me. I'm Ben AFfleck.
what is the compliment you get from most people?: people always tell me i have rad shoes. which i do.
what do you like the most about your body?: tits. it's all about the tits.
do you think you are good looking?: i'm good AT looking....at other people... but that's about it. so, no, not really.
do have any bad habits?: serial rape, heroin and chain smoking when drunk.
what's your biggest fear?: WHALES. really. seriously, you guys all think it's funny, but they really fucking scare me.
do play an instrument?: you know, you expect me to be all crude with this, but i'm gonna refrain. no, i have no musical talent what so ever.
can you sing?: enough to win most songs on hard on rock band. Except for fucking "we won't be fooled again"
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: my income.
what is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: chicken tastes of human.
do you think life has been good so far?: hells fucking yes.
is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: of course, but we learn from everything, and you have to make mistakes to become a better person. that's how it works. it's the trade off.
do you believe in love at first sight?: no. but people can spark connections very quickly.
do you kiss on first date?: hah.
do you have sex on first date?: depends on how much they're willing to pay
favourite
color: rainbow.
number: 36
food: quesodillas
drink: something caffinated, like black tea. or caramel hazelnut mochas
alcoholic drink: vodka+purple rockstar, or muscat cannelli wine
country: Vatican City of course, I love the pope
animal: polar bear.
season: -ing? garlic.
day of the week: friday, dumbshits.
name: don cheadle
have you ever...
been arrested?: no, thank god.
kissed someone of the same sex?: yes
done something you regret?: we already covered this. i'm intoxicated and i remember. you fail survey FAIL.
smiled for no reason?: well i mean, there's some reason, even if it's just my muscles twitching
laughed so hard you cried?: hell yes. all the time
sang to someone for no reason?: no, i only sing when the universe itself shifts for me to do so
talked to someone you don’t know?: yes. like when i meet new people
been in love?: i'm the future mrs. goldblum
broken the law?: wait --- extortion is illegal?!
been in a car accident?: only when drunk, and then just remember-- dead men tell no tales
run into a wall?: actually, there's a completely embaressing and true story that i won't go into behind this.
made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: no, i fail at that.
cried over a movie?: yes, but very VERY rarely.
been so drunk that you cant remember?: hahahahaha that's what polaroids are for
stayed home from school?: no, i've been to every day of school ever.
been out of state?: yes, both mental and united.
in the opposite sex
hair color: is this what i want in the opposite sex? um, i don't give a shit
eye color: don't give a shit
height: taller than me, preferably.
body type: RIPPED. like, fucking body builder veins sticking out unhealthy freak of nature ripped.
short or long hair?: completely shaven. no eyebrows or nothing. like howie mandell.
tattoos/piercings?: i demand at least 5 on the genitals...like howie mandell.
hot or cute?: hute.
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well. i guess that's about it. school is going well, i'm just having a hard time adjusting to the school mentality and schedule. but soon i'll be back in the swing of things, and it'll all be good.
all for now,
kelly