I'm glad Iron Man ain't claustrophobic or IKE'S BATTLE WITH THE CHICKENMACHINE!!!!!!!

May 04, 2008 18:55

So Iron Man was pretty much exactly what I thought it'd be: Awesome!

I really can't imagine a better Tony Stark than Robert Downey Jr. Perfect casting, and a damn fine time as far as narrative and special effects went. Super well done, I was totally impressed. It was much better than any blockbuster from last summer.

In other news, I recently purchased shredded chicken to put in my quesadillas. One day I made the mistake of giving Ike some of this chicken and now he's a fucking junkie. Now he believes the fridge to be THE CHICKENMACHINE and when it does not properly dispense chicken, he gets quite upset at the malfunction. Ike being quite upset is not a happy thing. He sits in front of THE CHICKENMACHINE and howls and howls or goes crazy and bites everything that moves near him...hard. He also attempts to open said CHICKENMACHINE by either climbing under it, scratching the front of it incessantly, or getting into the cupboards around it in hopes of tunneling through. I'm not quite sure what to do about it- he likes water so spraying him does jack shit. And I can't go near him when he's pissed or he'll latch on to the nearest exposed flesh. So for now I have to sneak into the kitchen to avoid the wrath of a very angry crack-cat.

I'm supposed to be doing online traffic school right now, but fuck that shit. It's lame. I think I'll go take a shower then start up on that nonsense.

All for now,
Kelly

[EDIT]--- I thought I'd throw this in because it's entertaining:

Gromit the Basset Hound in my retro-kids sunglasses! Woot!


iron man, chickenmachine, fucker cat, tony stark

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