how much does joy cost?...$21 to be precise!
*sigh of contentment* I just saw the new episode of Man Vs. Wild and I must say, I am quite thrilled. My only beef is that I'm not having sex with Bear right this second.
This weekend was pretty nutszors. We drove to riverside yesterday at 3:00 and ended up getting there at 8:00ish. I have to say Carol French and Bryan should start a party throwing business because holy hell, they are amazing hosts. I think i'm going to hire them to throw my condowarming party at the end of summer. So yeah, the party was ridiculous... I can't really describe it more than that but it was one ridiculous thing after another...i molested chris's amazing ass all night, gave everyone highlighter handlebar mustaches (for the black light), and fought robots like jason....plus we bought 21 dollars worth of donuts at 3:00am and they were so fucking amazing. Thank god for donuts within walking distance.
Some how I managed to score the couch and I got a fairly decent night of asleep, aside from the fact that I kicked some poor girl in the head about a billion times...but I guess that's why you shouldn't put your head next to my boat status feet. So I woke up fairly well rested this morning, tackled another large meal from farmer boys and made it home somehow, thanks to mr. bru's road warrior status driving skillz. The drive from riverside to templeton SUCKS.I guess i never realized that until I moved to la. The drive from LA to templeton is cake compared to that shit hole drive over every goddamned freeway in the inland empire.
Oh, and the kid at UCR that tried to blow up graduation? Yeah, he was in a photo class of mine and is actually a really good photographer. Weird, huh? Who knew he would be some crazy bomber?
Well, I'm going to go back to killing ants now, a job I feel that is needed all over the world. I fucking HATE ants, and now I shall bestow my wrath upon them.
all for now
-kelly
This weekend was pretty nutszors. We drove to riverside yesterday at 3:00 and ended up getting there at 8:00ish. I have to say Carol French and Bryan should start a party throwing business because holy hell, they are amazing hosts. I think i'm going to hire them to throw my condowarming party at the end of summer. So yeah, the party was ridiculous... I can't really describe it more than that but it was one ridiculous thing after another...i molested chris's amazing ass all night, gave everyone highlighter handlebar mustaches (for the black light), and fought robots like jason....plus we bought 21 dollars worth of donuts at 3:00am and they were so fucking amazing. Thank god for donuts within walking distance.
Some how I managed to score the couch and I got a fairly decent night of asleep, aside from the fact that I kicked some poor girl in the head about a billion times...but I guess that's why you shouldn't put your head next to my boat status feet. So I woke up fairly well rested this morning, tackled another large meal from farmer boys and made it home somehow, thanks to mr. bru's road warrior status driving skillz. The drive from riverside to templeton SUCKS.I guess i never realized that until I moved to la. The drive from LA to templeton is cake compared to that shit hole drive over every goddamned freeway in the inland empire.
Oh, and the kid at UCR that tried to blow up graduation? Yeah, he was in a photo class of mine and is actually a really good photographer. Weird, huh? Who knew he would be some crazy bomber?
Well, I'm going to go back to killing ants now, a job I feel that is needed all over the world. I fucking HATE ants, and now I shall bestow my wrath upon them.
all for now
-kelly