Lord of the Rings: The Musical ?

[boo_boo_mikelly]

Oh, it's happening, campers. A 3 1/2 hour Lord of the Rings musical will be starting in Toronto and will likely make a Broadway run.

See, this makes me happy because it's paving the way for Harry Potter: The Musical, which will most likely be shortened to just "Harry!" a la the Oliver Twist musical.

I think I'm going to begin writing the music for Harry! before anyone else gets a chance.

I can see it now...

Chorus:
He was the boy
who lived!
The Boy
who lived!

Harry:
What is the meaning of this?!
Why does it all happen to me...
It's... MAGIC..
duh duh duh duh
MAGIC!

ah, Christ.