Fic Index
We learned in school that the rules of language are rigid and the standards of literature insurmountably high. So we storied away effortlessly among ourselves but went blank when the teacher asked us to open our notebooks and write. - Richard Rhodes
May 2012: All new fic is also being posted to the AO3. All fics are rated using the Fan Rated Rating System, and are listed with most recent postings first.
Fandom: CW RPF (mostly J2) | Supernatural | due South & C6D
CW RPF:
It's Thursday and I'm Reasonably Fond of You [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT]: The summer after Jared graduates from high school is supposed to be perfect - even his mom's going to Australia for two months. But then she hires a Patton of a babysitter, who promptly keels over dead with the money their mom left for the summer. Suddenly Jared has a real job at a video game company, and between trying to keep his brothers and sister from all killing each other, he's spending a lot of time with a cute pizza delivery guy. Oh yeah, did he mention his boss thinks he's 22 rather than 18, and his siblings have used up the last of the company petty cash buying pot, swim gear, and college-level math books, respectively? A J2 retelling of Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, written for spn_cinema.
Time Enough for Courtesy [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT]: Jensen's a little neurotic and Jared's a little amused and they're both a little lonely, together.
A Pun About Balls [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT/P]: Sports-hater!goth!Jensen and football player Jared, college AU, written for au_bingo.
Ups and Downs [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT]: Jensen takes his nephew to the Inventors’ Fair and meets a cute, dorky roller-coaster builder.
Just What I Needed [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT]: Ever since a career-ending injury had forced his retirement, ex-NHL player Jared Padalecki had been marking time. Bored with his new life, Jared accepts an offer to coach a rec league game for charity, and meets a green-eyed goalie who will change his life forever. Written for j2_everafter from the prompt The Mighty Ducks.
Jared Padalecki's Journal [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRM]: Bridget Jones's Diary, J2 style. Featuring flaily Jared, secretly dickish Misha, secretly heroic Jensen, and Chris, Aldis and Beth as the best three friends ever.
Commentfic from the Cans of AU meme, all FRT: Barista!Jared/ book shop assistant!Jensen (as in they work in the airport terminal or station | astronaut!Jared, mission control!Jensen | single-parent!Jensen/baby-sitter!Jared | author!Jared/book critic!Jensen | Foreign-Royal!Jared and New-Harem-Member!Jensen | flight-attendant!Jensen and frequent-flyer!Jared | Massage artist Jensen who also does 'happy endings' / Naive Jared well meaning friends book him a massage for his birthday | former-geek-now-totally-hot-and-rich-at-reunion!Jensen/smoking-hot-boyfriend!Jared
Geek Love: [Jared/Jensen, AU FRM]: Commentfic from the texts from last night meme, for the prompt (408): I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate.
I don’t mind you coming here and wasting all my time [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRM]: Jensen might be better at his new library job if that hot college kid with the fucking dimples stopped showing up all the time.
C8H10N4O2 [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT]: Jensen’s a harried office worker and Jared’s the friendly barista who supplies him with caffeine. It’s a match made in heaven, or maybe Colombia.
The First Step is to Admit Powerlessness Over Your Addiction: sequel to C8H10N4O2. Jensen's sick, Jared is solicitous, and Jensen's caffeine addiction has expanded in scope.
The Worst Fic Ever - J2, just what it says on the tin.
Eight lyrics-prompted short J2 fics
Love and Other Sports Injuries [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRM]: After a childhood spent moving all over the US and Canada, living with his uncle Jeff, a professional hockey player and then coach, Jensen Ackles tries to avoid hockey whenever possible. Too bad that his hot one night stand turns out not only to be a hockey player, but one coached by his uncle. Jensen came to Kansas City to give a little family moral support, but now he's stuck in the middle of a team going bankrupt, with a defenseman determined to woo him, and worst of all, he doesn't miss his previous staid, hockey-free existence one bit. Written for spn_meanttobe .
What Texas Guys Do When They're Bored [Jared/Jensen, FRM]: Jared's bored on their day off. Entertainments are proposed.
Just Another Night at Home [Jared & Jensen, FRM/P]: “The celebrity mags wouldn’t believe him if he told them, Jensen thought.”
Tangled [Jared/Jensen, AU]: Jared’s got a great new job in a new city; too bad his new coworker doesn’t like him. But he’s found a friend online. Jensen used to like his job before the new guy showed up. Fortunately he’s met someone great online. What happens when these two realize they’ve been fighting in person and flirting online? A love story in documents. Written for whenboymeetsboy , inspired by the movie You’ve Got Mail.
Due South & C6D:
What you were then I am today, Wilby Wonderful, Duck/Dan: Duck is forty-two when he meets Dan Jarvis. Sequel to The sea becomes the waves that meet the shore.
The sea becomes the waves that meet the shore, Wilby Wonderful, Duck/Dan: Duck'd thought that moving back to Wilby meant he'd never be surprised again.
Bad Day in Spaceport A [F/K, FRT]: The perhaps inevitable space AU, in which Fraser isn't what he seems and Ray has a very bad day. More au_bingo fodder. [Temporarily locked; writing larger story for ds_c6d_bigbang ]
Unexpected [Gen, FRT/V]: Ray was having a great day until the vampires and zombies showed up. Another for au_bingo.
An Education [Gen, AU, FRT]: “Benton reached for the piece of paper secured in his hat-band, and checked the address. Yes, this appeared to be Chicago Public High School #27, the school that he was now enrolled in.” Due South HS AU silliness, written for au_bingo.
Tailor-Made [F/K, AU, FRT]: Ray Kowalski agreed to do the tuxes for his ex-wife’s upcoming wedding. He was a tailor, after all, and it was the nice thing to do, even if her new guy was a bit of a dick, and Italian. He never expected to meet anyone like Benton Fraser. But then, no one ever expects to fall in love.
Microfic for the microfic meme
Unstable Ice [Gen, AU]: Fraser returns for the winter, to find Ray gone and a stranger in his place. And in his truck.
(Beginning of a WIP that I swear I'm working on again...1/09.)
Flashfic for ds_flashfiction :
Mix & match challenge
Turnbull likes cheese challenge
Songfic challenge
Dirty challenge
Supernatural:
The other N word [Sam and Dean, gen, spoilers for 4.09]: One of the joys of having an older brother is that they give you crap about everything.
The New Austerity [Sam and Dean, gen]: Sam and Dean are surprised to find that their way of life has become trendy.
May 2012: All new fic is also being posted to the AO3. All fics are rated using the Fan Rated Rating System, and are listed with most recent postings first.
Fandom: CW RPF (mostly J2) | Supernatural | due South & C6D
CW RPF:
It's Thursday and I'm Reasonably Fond of You [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT]: The summer after Jared graduates from high school is supposed to be perfect - even his mom's going to Australia for two months. But then she hires a Patton of a babysitter, who promptly keels over dead with the money their mom left for the summer. Suddenly Jared has a real job at a video game company, and between trying to keep his brothers and sister from all killing each other, he's spending a lot of time with a cute pizza delivery guy. Oh yeah, did he mention his boss thinks he's 22 rather than 18, and his siblings have used up the last of the company petty cash buying pot, swim gear, and college-level math books, respectively? A J2 retelling of Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, written for spn_cinema.
Time Enough for Courtesy [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT]: Jensen's a little neurotic and Jared's a little amused and they're both a little lonely, together.
A Pun About Balls [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT/P]: Sports-hater!goth!Jensen and football player Jared, college AU, written for au_bingo.
Ups and Downs [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT]: Jensen takes his nephew to the Inventors’ Fair and meets a cute, dorky roller-coaster builder.
Just What I Needed [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT]: Ever since a career-ending injury had forced his retirement, ex-NHL player Jared Padalecki had been marking time. Bored with his new life, Jared accepts an offer to coach a rec league game for charity, and meets a green-eyed goalie who will change his life forever. Written for j2_everafter from the prompt The Mighty Ducks.
Jared Padalecki's Journal [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRM]: Bridget Jones's Diary, J2 style. Featuring flaily Jared, secretly dickish Misha, secretly heroic Jensen, and Chris, Aldis and Beth as the best three friends ever.
Commentfic from the Cans of AU meme, all FRT: Barista!Jared/ book shop assistant!Jensen (as in they work in the airport terminal or station | astronaut!Jared, mission control!Jensen | single-parent!Jensen/baby-sitter!Jared | author!Jared/book critic!Jensen | Foreign-Royal!Jared and New-Harem-Member!Jensen | flight-attendant!Jensen and frequent-flyer!Jared | Massage artist Jensen who also does 'happy endings' / Naive Jared well meaning friends book him a massage for his birthday | former-geek-now-totally-hot-and-rich-at-reunion!Jensen/smoking-hot-boyfriend!Jared
Geek Love: [Jared/Jensen, AU FRM]: Commentfic from the texts from last night meme, for the prompt (408): I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate.
I don’t mind you coming here and wasting all my time [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRM]: Jensen might be better at his new library job if that hot college kid with the fucking dimples stopped showing up all the time.
C8H10N4O2 [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRT]: Jensen’s a harried office worker and Jared’s the friendly barista who supplies him with caffeine. It’s a match made in heaven, or maybe Colombia.
The First Step is to Admit Powerlessness Over Your Addiction: sequel to C8H10N4O2. Jensen's sick, Jared is solicitous, and Jensen's caffeine addiction has expanded in scope.
The Worst Fic Ever - J2, just what it says on the tin.
Eight lyrics-prompted short J2 fics
Love and Other Sports Injuries [Jared/Jensen, AU, FRM]: After a childhood spent moving all over the US and Canada, living with his uncle Jeff, a professional hockey player and then coach, Jensen Ackles tries to avoid hockey whenever possible. Too bad that his hot one night stand turns out not only to be a hockey player, but one coached by his uncle. Jensen came to Kansas City to give a little family moral support, but now he's stuck in the middle of a team going bankrupt, with a defenseman determined to woo him, and worst of all, he doesn't miss his previous staid, hockey-free existence one bit. Written for spn_meanttobe .
What Texas Guys Do When They're Bored [Jared/Jensen, FRM]: Jared's bored on their day off. Entertainments are proposed.
Just Another Night at Home [Jared & Jensen, FRM/P]: “The celebrity mags wouldn’t believe him if he told them, Jensen thought.”
Tangled [Jared/Jensen, AU]: Jared’s got a great new job in a new city; too bad his new coworker doesn’t like him. But he’s found a friend online. Jensen used to like his job before the new guy showed up. Fortunately he’s met someone great online. What happens when these two realize they’ve been fighting in person and flirting online? A love story in documents. Written for whenboymeetsboy , inspired by the movie You’ve Got Mail.
Due South & C6D:
What you were then I am today, Wilby Wonderful, Duck/Dan: Duck is forty-two when he meets Dan Jarvis. Sequel to The sea becomes the waves that meet the shore.
The sea becomes the waves that meet the shore, Wilby Wonderful, Duck/Dan: Duck'd thought that moving back to Wilby meant he'd never be surprised again.
Bad Day in Spaceport A [F/K, FRT]: The perhaps inevitable space AU, in which Fraser isn't what he seems and Ray has a very bad day. More au_bingo fodder. [Temporarily locked; writing larger story for ds_c6d_bigbang ]
Unexpected [Gen, FRT/V]: Ray was having a great day until the vampires and zombies showed up. Another for au_bingo.
An Education [Gen, AU, FRT]: “Benton reached for the piece of paper secured in his hat-band, and checked the address. Yes, this appeared to be Chicago Public High School #27, the school that he was now enrolled in.” Due South HS AU silliness, written for au_bingo.
Tailor-Made [F/K, AU, FRT]: Ray Kowalski agreed to do the tuxes for his ex-wife’s upcoming wedding. He was a tailor, after all, and it was the nice thing to do, even if her new guy was a bit of a dick, and Italian. He never expected to meet anyone like Benton Fraser. But then, no one ever expects to fall in love.
Microfic for the microfic meme
Unstable Ice [Gen, AU]: Fraser returns for the winter, to find Ray gone and a stranger in his place. And in his truck.
(Beginning of a WIP that I swear I'm working on again...1/09.)
Flashfic for ds_flashfiction :
Mix & match challenge
Turnbull likes cheese challenge
Songfic challenge
Dirty challenge
Supernatural:
The other N word [Sam and Dean, gen, spoilers for 4.09]: One of the joys of having an older brother is that they give you crap about everything.
The New Austerity [Sam and Dean, gen]: Sam and Dean are surprised to find that their way of life has become trendy.