MAN!!!
I drank soooo many SPARKS at 2-6pm that I passed out and am just now waking up (1:33AM). Does this mean I have to be awake for the rest of the night? This SUCKS! DAMN YOU SPARKS! You leave my body feeling very strange and very poisoned. Plus, you totally taste like robotussin. And the "light" version of you tastes like shit and leaves my mouth looking yellow. So yeah, fuck you!!