This Weekend I...
Smoked out for the first time in 4 months, drank alot of hennessey, migrated north to Canada where I drank a two-liter bottle of Lebatt Blue, climbed a mountain, got hit by a car, and smoked an entire pack of cigarettes in one sitting as I drunk dialed everyone in my telephone shouting "HEY I'M IN CANADA! HAHAHAAHAHA!"
Chrissy and Bun Bun are coming in less than two weeks. I am sure my life will only escalate in ridiculousness from here on out.
Chrissy and Bun Bun are coming in less than two weeks. I am sure my life will only escalate in ridiculousness from here on out.