Okay...
gbbrutal sleeps with this disgusting, threadbare couch-cushion pillow. it's not only gross, but it's hideous and i HATE it.(why? because i can) today i bought him this very nice, comfy,
moshi pillow. as suspected, he loves it-- but won't let me take the old, gross pillow out back and burn it.
Linus, you're almost thirty. time to get rid of the security blanket, 'mkay?
love you.