Forgive Me Lisa Manson, For I Have Sinned!

Jun 29, 2005 00:22

Lisa, Please Don't Wish Me Bodily Harm For Steling This Off Your Journal!

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Adam
2. Podraz (a la Lisa)
3. Faggot

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. blonde_boy6
2. riot_girl5000 (I was going through a complicated time in my life...please don't ask)
3. Oh fuck, I don't know

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
God's honest truth?
Nothing.

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My face
2. My little annoying personality quirks...those of you who know me can vouch)
3. I come off as pretty damn unfriendly and cynical

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Hispanic
2. Polish
3. Drunk

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Leaving home (WTF?)
2. Failure
3. Being alone

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. SHOWERING (Spend a week in a dorm room with Freddie Fisher...you'll value water and soap for life)
2. Cell Phone
3. Computer

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Rainbow "Recruiter" tee
2. Blue striped boxers
3. That's it pumpkins

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. Gwen Stefani (don't ask)
2. The cast of "Ragtime" and "Sweeny Todd"
3. Fallout Boy (*grinds crotch*)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment):
1. Try The Priest - Sweeny Todd the Deamon Barber of Fleet Street
2. Holla'back Girl - Gwen Stefani
3. "Little Town" - Beauty and the Beast (DAMN YOU GOVAP!)

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Having an actual relationship
2. Living by myself
3. College

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Love
2. Trust
3. REAL bonding

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE SAME SEX (or opposite) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Drive
2. Beauty (not the traditional beauty, inner, outer, own)
3. Intelligence (talking to a cute rock will do NOTHING for me)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Theatre
2. Is "Court TV" a hobby
3. Sadly/Lately, my latest obsession, Tanning

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Spooning (with Brandon)
2. A Smooch, or two, or ten
3. To go back to Thespian Festival

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Actor
2. Starving Artist (basicaly, Waiter)
3. Hooker (seriously)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. New York
2. San Fran
3. Bahamas

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Become Famous
2. Tell my mother how much I hate her for fucking up my life
3. Broadway

THREE KID'S CHILDRENS' NAMES:
1. Genevive (pronounced like John V Ev...don't ask...I heard it somewhere, LOVED it)
2. Samuel (plain, but cute...hehehe...Sammy!)
3. This is hard...I'm not even sure I'll ever HAVE kids

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. I swear like nobody's business
2. I DO have a penis
3. Competative

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL
1. COME ON...I'M A HOM FOR GOD'S SAKE!
2. I blubber on like a two year old
3. I am such a total jealous bitch

Mad kudos for posting this Lisa Manson...kill me if you must..."Cut" and "Paste" are my gods...how do you think I made it through high school?

So, as always!

Love Ya,
Mean It!
~Adam
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