The Sea Witch Doesn't Remember Shit

Mar 24, 2008 19:17

Can someone please assure me that I did not do something embarrassing this weekend? I think I blacked out Saturday night.

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strictest March 25 2008, 02:39:28 UTC

I'm eating organic right now.

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bonesandbottles March 25 2008, 02:40:53 UTC
You realize that means you can't smoke anymore.

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strictest March 25 2008, 02:51:43 UTC

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I'll manage.

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bonesandbottles March 25 2008, 02:53:17 UTC
I wish I could believe you. I really do.

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strictest March 25 2008, 03:01:04 UTC

Don't patronize me.

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bonesandbottles March 25 2008, 03:08:06 UTC
I'm not. I just wish that when you sneak in cigarettes, you'd do it with me.

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strucktwelve March 25 2008, 03:13:04 UTC

I'm doing nothing of the kind.

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bonesandbottles March 25 2008, 03:14:56 UTC
Then it's okay if I come over and smell your chimney?

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strictest March 25 2008, 03:20:35 UTC

Doing work, Avery.

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bonesandbottles March 25 2008, 03:21:31 UTC
It'll only take a couple moments.

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strictest March 25 2008, 03:22:58 UTC

It's the principle of the thing.

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bonesandbottles March 25 2008, 03:24:26 UTC
What if I took Jarvis for a walk.

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strictest March 25 2008, 03:27:02 UTC

He's sleeping.

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bonesandbottles March 25 2008, 03:35:14 UTC
Fine. I didn't want to spend time with you either.

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strictest March 25 2008, 03:37:31 UTC

What are you, twelve?

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bonesandbottles March 25 2008, 03:41:54 UTC
Thirteen, actually.

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