The Sea Witch Doesn't Remember Shit

[bonesandbottles]

Can someone please assure me that I did not do something embarrassing this weekend? I think I blacked out Saturday night.

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[strucktwelve]

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SATURDAY NIGHT?

[cygnard]

When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?

[strucktwelve]

[cygnard]

I used to drive around with a chick who'd go listen to the music on the radio.

[strictest]

I had to drag you home. I was embarrassed enough for both of us.

[bonesandbottles]

There's no way you had to tear me away from that debacle.

[strictest]

[bonesandbottles]

Ahahaha. I still got it.

Private to Avery

[whats_myname]

When you've finished playing around...

Private to Keith

[bonesandbottles]

Oh? OH. Yeah.

Re: Private to Avery

[whats_myname]

So, tell me. Have you made a return on your investment with the money I lent you?

Private to Keith

[bonesandbottles]

Yep! It's under my mattress. Just tell me where to send it!

Avery.

[hatesbears]

Proposition.

Rose.

[bonesandbottles]

Ooh?

Avery.

[hatesbears]

How AWFULLY evil are you feeling, cuppycake?

Rose.

[bonesandbottles]

I am feeling very, very evil.

[maleficentia]

You didn't do anything embarrassing this weekend.

[...]

That said, I only had custody on Sunday.

[bonesandbottles]

Sophie told me I made an ass out of myself at the wedding. So overall it was a successful weekend.

[maleficentia]

Two nights of overdrinking and ass-making? I'd agree. Well done.