An Exercise Story, in Ten Thoughts
1. "I should add weights to my work-out routine. Let's say I borrow twenty minutes from my cardio hour three days a week."
2. "But today is Saturday, so I'm not on a tight schedule. Let's just lift weights until I'm tired, then do forty minutes on the elliptical."
3. "I don't feel like I'm working unless that little yellow pin is more than halfway down the stack o' weights."
4. "KHAAAAAAN!"
5. "Geez, has it been forty minutes already? On to cardio!"
6. "Ah ha ha ha ha! I feel like I could chew glass."
7. "What if a zombie bit my arm and just the arm became zombified, so I had to fight constantly against it to keep it from attacking strangers and trying to feed me their brains?"
8. "Ow ow putting on clothes is hard today ow. I'm sorry, pecs and traps. Next time I will be gentler."
9. "Cardio day! Time for six and a half miles of elliptical zoom-zoom."
10. "Glass, yes. I am going to chew it."
[And I wonder why I stay sore.]
2. "But today is Saturday, so I'm not on a tight schedule. Let's just lift weights until I'm tired, then do forty minutes on the elliptical."
3. "I don't feel like I'm working unless that little yellow pin is more than halfway down the stack o' weights."
4. "KHAAAAAAN!"
5. "Geez, has it been forty minutes already? On to cardio!"
6. "Ah ha ha ha ha! I feel like I could chew glass."
7. "What if a zombie bit my arm and just the arm became zombified, so I had to fight constantly against it to keep it from attacking strangers and trying to feed me their brains?"
8. "Ow ow putting on clothes is hard today ow. I'm sorry, pecs and traps. Next time I will be gentler."
9. "Cardio day! Time for six and a half miles of elliptical zoom-zoom."
10. "Glass, yes. I am going to chew it."
[And I wonder why I stay sore.]