An Eighth of the Way to My Glorious Bicentennial

[bonelesspuppy]

As of today, there has been a full quarter-century of me. I celebrate with pie; those of you playing along at home should also celebrate with pie and pretend that I gave it to you.

I shall further celebrate by falling asleep on my futon and drooling contentedly on the pillow, but the rest of you may consider this portion of the festivities optional.