You Impress Me, Apple
You've gone and shipped my iPod and case more than twenty-four hours earlier than you estimated. That's the kind of early-morning present I normally expect only from Newegg. Now I want to break out my Apple II emulator and play your superior version of Oregon Trail.
Also, tangentially:
Dear Oblivion,
I've forgiven you for being buggy (or will forgive you once you finally get a proper patch so that I don't have to break out console commands to fix your messes), but I cannot forgive you for naming that white-hat vampire count "Hassildor," which I cannot read without hearing "Hasselhoff" in my head. This is probably my own fault, I know, but it sets "Hooked on a Feeling" on eternal loop in my brain and makes me wonder why David Hasselhoff never had a guest spot on Buffy as an affable vampire lifeguard.
Also, please tell my unicorn to stop wandering away every time I dismount. I don't care if spiriting away the mythical creature I was meant to kill for a Daedric quest doesn't count as proper horse ownership by the laws of the subscreen; it's high time Sparkleshine learned to respect my vampiric reptilian authority.
Kisses,
Me
In other news, I made cookies and PHP sessions bow to my will last night, which is always exciting. I should really start coding some more PHP goodies and posting them for your collective amusement, seeing as I have abusable web space at the moment. Mmm, abusable web space.
Also, tangentially:
Dear Oblivion,
I've forgiven you for being buggy (or will forgive you once you finally get a proper patch so that I don't have to break out console commands to fix your messes), but I cannot forgive you for naming that white-hat vampire count "Hassildor," which I cannot read without hearing "Hasselhoff" in my head. This is probably my own fault, I know, but it sets "Hooked on a Feeling" on eternal loop in my brain and makes me wonder why David Hasselhoff never had a guest spot on Buffy as an affable vampire lifeguard.
Also, please tell my unicorn to stop wandering away every time I dismount. I don't care if spiriting away the mythical creature I was meant to kill for a Daedric quest doesn't count as proper horse ownership by the laws of the subscreen; it's high time Sparkleshine learned to respect my vampiric reptilian authority.
Kisses,
Me
In other news, I made cookies and PHP sessions bow to my will last night, which is always exciting. I should really start coding some more PHP goodies and posting them for your collective amusement, seeing as I have abusable web space at the moment. Mmm, abusable web space.