An Unfortunate Dining Experience
Picture a pizza. Picture a crust consisting of short logs of rubbery string cheese wrapped in sub-par dough, and then picture it looking less like the one in the ad and more like a burnt, cancerous bread-serpent encircling a cheesy Midgard. Picture dried-out, insufficient sauce. Picture mushrooms miscolored and sickly sweet in flavor.
I think I have a mild case of food poisoning, which is not something one wants to have while teaching people how to combine the joys of quadratic equations with the simple beauty of the Pythagorean theorem.
In other news, the [Shadowcraft Tunic] does not drop in UBRS. It drops only in the fevered fairy-dreams of innumerable rogues who have run that instance over and over and over and watched casters squeal with glee over their new Dreadmist and Devout pieces and seen unwanted Wildheart garments litter the ground like gum wrappers because General Drakkisath is a frigging Wildheart piñata.
I think I have a mild case of food poisoning, which is not something one wants to have while teaching people how to combine the joys of quadratic equations with the simple beauty of the Pythagorean theorem.
In other news, the [Shadowcraft Tunic] does not drop in UBRS. It drops only in the fevered fairy-dreams of innumerable rogues who have run that instance over and over and over and watched casters squeal with glee over their new Dreadmist and Devout pieces and seen unwanted Wildheart garments litter the ground like gum wrappers because General Drakkisath is a frigging Wildheart piñata.