Let's Not Talk About Katrina, Because the News Coverage Is Making Me Depressed and Angry

[bonelesspuppy]

Instead, let's talk about the foot-high decorative/functional rock wall I have built in our front yard by painstakingly digging up and moving the rocks in the back. I have also used these rocks to encircle most of a little island of dirt and trees in the driveway, so as to prevent the frequent rains from washing mud into the garage. Now I have to

Comments

[badger5]

maybe you condition too heavily.

[bonelesspuppy]

Nah, I only use about a dime-sized dollop, and I rinse thoroughly. I think my hair is mutating into a new lifeform, one with its own heavy, heavy brain.

[badger5]

are you planning to take over the world?

[mankiller]

Not with a half-pound brain.

[bonelesspuppy]

But if we take size as an indicator of intelligence, it could, conceivably, take over the world of sheep.