Bright yellow 'Honey Bee' branded bath? Although smells like AWESOME & makes your skin feel all replenished and clean; is super weird and kind of gross looking. I swear I spent the last two hours not looking down cause, baby? Having it look like I've been bathing in pee for hours on end does NOTHING for my baths-are-grotty complex.

I was wondering why Java wasn't SUPER pissed off and FULLY happy to see me yesterday morning when I got back from the country like he usually is when I'm away for more than, oh, 3 hours together.

This morning, I found out.

He peed all through a basket of clean clothes.